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MARK STEYN: Relativist babble from another planet
Jerusalem Post ^ | 12-3-03 | MARK STEYN

Posted on 12/03/2003 5:42:18 AM PST by SJackson

What 'serious moral goal' justified the murder of British Consul Roger Short in Turkey?

For two years now, it's been apparent that increasing numbers of us are living in entirely self-created realities.

For example, when I switched on the TV last Thursday, I saw US President George W. Bush being warmly received at Thanksgiving dinner in Baghdad. By contrast, Wayne Madsen, coauthor of America's Nightmare: The Presidency Of George Bush II, saw a phony stunt that took place not at dinnertime but at the crack of dawn.

"Our military men and women," he insisted, "were downing turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, and non-alcoholic beer at a time when most people would be eating eggs, bacon, grits, home fries and toast."

Warming to his theme, Madsen continued: "The abysmal and sycophantic Washington and New York press corps seems to have completely missed the Thanksgiving breakfast dinner.

"Chalk that up to the fact that most people in the media never saw a military chow line or experienced reveille in their lives. So it would certainly go over their heads that troops would be ordered out of bed to eat turkey and stuffing before the crack of dawn."

Madsen's column, entitled "Wag the turkey," arose, it quickly transpired, from reading too much into a typo in a Washington Post story and an apparent inability to follow complex technicalities like time zones.

But, when Brian O'Connell wrote to Madsen pointing out where he'd gone wrong, the "investigative journalist" stuck to his guns: "It's all a secret of course, so no one will ever know," he concluded, darkly.

For those in advanced stages of anti-Bush derangement, it will remain an article of faith for decades that the president made the troops get out of bed at 6 a.m. so he could shovel pumpkin pie down them.

Now consider Amr Mohammed al-Faisal's take on the same "little skit" (his words) for Saudi Arabia's Arab News: "Instead of a dainty starlet trotting in to entertain the troops," he wrote, "lo and behold, it was George Bush. Now, dear readers, you mustn't laugh at the Americans; remember they are our friends and allies."

Al-Faisal then proceeds to explain that the Saudis need to find the Americans "a face-saving exit out of Iraq," but "before we lift a finger to help" the Americans must meet certain conditions, among them: "The halt to the vicious campaign of hatred and lies propagated in the US against Saudi Arabia. Administration officials starting with President Bush himself must spare no occasion to praise Saudi Arabia and inform the American people how lucky they are to have us as allies." Then he demanded, "the release of all Saudis detained in the US or in Guantanamo Bay into Saudi custody."

REALLY. WHILE you're at it, why not demand every freed Saudi get a couple of "dainty starlets" of his choice for the plane ride home? But once in a while, even those in the most hermetically sealed alternative universes enjoy a day-trip to reality. On September 11, Dr. Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, happened to be in New York, a couple of blocks from the World Trade Center. Made no difference.

To Dr. Williams, the Americans' liberation of Afghanistan was "morally tainted," an "embarrassment," and an example of the moral equivalence between the USAF and the suicide bomber, both of whom "can only see from a distance: the sort of distance from which you can't see a face, meet the eyes of someone, hear who they are, imagine who and what they love.

All violence works with that sort of distance." Last month, the archbishop happened to be in Istanbul and was a guest at the home of the British consul, Roger Short. Within a few hours of his departure, Short was dead, vaporized in the wreckage of an almighty bombing. Dr. Williams sounded momentarily shaken, expressing "shock and grief" at the death of his host, and condemning "these vicious and senseless attacks. These acts of violence achieve nothing."

In fact, "these acts of violence" achieve quite a bit. Why, only a month earlier similar acts of violence had led the Archbishop to make a speech at the Royal Institute for International Affairs at which he'd argued that terrorism can "have serious moral goals."

"It is possible to use unspeakably wicked means to pursue an aim that is intelligible or desirable," he said. By ignoring this, America "loses the power of self-criticism and becomes trapped in a self-referential morality." Perhaps Dr. Williams would like to explain what precisely is the "serious moral goal" of the men who killed his host.

One reason George W. Bush comes on a bit strong about "evildoers" and the like is that the Archbishop of Canterbury and any number of the great and the good have rendered less primal language meaningless in this sphere: when Dr. Williams condemns terrorism as "vicious and senseless," that's just the mood music of the evening news.

When he says "these acts of violence achieve nothing," what he means is that his "shock" stops at the end of the sound bite; whether or not the terrorists "achieve nothing," he intends to do so. We got used to these muzak formulations in Ulster for 30 years: Former Liberal Democrat Party leader Paddy Ashdown and others liked to turn it into a Danny Kaye routine about how we mustn't let the bomb and the bullet win out over the ballot and the bollocks, or whatever it was.

It was just words.

In last week's Northern Ireland elections and the obliteration of moderate nationalism, we saw the logical consequence of enhancing the prestige of terrorists. It's the same in the Palestinian Authority.

Will the archbishop's recent run-ins with reality shake him from his equivalist pap? Islamic terrorism is a beast that has to be killed, not patted and fed. The Palestinians use children as human shields and as human bombs.

Would it be too much to expect the archbishop, instead of bleating about "serious moral goals," to dust off, say, Matthew 18:6 and offer up something about how it would be better if these fellows shoving their kids into the suicide bomber belts hung the old millstone round their necks and drowned in the sea?

Or will we have to wait for such Bushesque "self-referential morality" till His Grace is brushing the plaster from his cassock after his next close shave?

The writer is senior contributing editor for Hollinger Inc.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: affairs; alfaisal; apologists; appeasers; archbishop; baghdad; bombing; britishconsul; bush; canterbury; hoaxes; international; iraq; istanbul; lefties; madsen; marksteyn; marksteynlist; myths; riia; rogershort; rowanwilliams; royalinstitute; short; steyn; thanksgiving; turkey; wagtheturkey; williams
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To: Mr. Mojo
Ping for a great read!
41 posted on 12/03/2003 5:14:28 PM PST by NRA2BFree
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To: NRA2BFree
Thanks for the ping; Steyn is unquestionably my favorite columnist.
42 posted on 12/03/2003 9:24:23 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: Pokey78
Thanks for the ping, my friend :-)
43 posted on 12/04/2003 3:09:43 AM PST by JohnHuang2 (<-----As Neanderthal as they come)
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To: Pokey78; xm177e2; mercy; Wait4Truth; hole_n_one; GretchenEE; Clinton's a rapist; buffyt; ...

Mark Steyn MEGA PING!!


44 posted on 12/04/2003 3:10:38 AM PST by JohnHuang2 (<-----As Neanderthal as they come)
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To: Peach
At liberal schools children learn that "time" is a capitalist construct, designed to cripple and slave people to profit forces, all the while suppressing the feelings of worker solidarity.

Hence the trouble with clocks for the lefties.
45 posted on 12/04/2003 4:14:39 AM PST by Leisler (Dean, He's 5'6" and angry!)
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To: SJackson
Al-Faisal then proceeds to explain that the Saudis need to find the Americans "a face-saving exit out of Iraq," but "before we lift a finger to help" the Americans must meet certain conditions...

The studied arrogance of these effette and decadent little sand-goblins is astounding.

46 posted on 12/04/2003 4:26:26 AM PST by backhoe (Just an old Keyboard Cowboy, ridin' the TrackBall into the Sunset...)
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To: JohnHuang2
Thanks for the ping!
47 posted on 12/04/2003 6:20:30 AM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Comus
I am so glad to be a Baptist
48 posted on 12/04/2003 6:24:25 AM PST by GeronL (Visit www.geocities.com/geronl.....and.....www.returnoftheprimitive.com)
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To: JohnHuang2

Hillary to Troops: Support for War Fading
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49 posted on 12/04/2003 6:40:47 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (George Soros "MINOB": http://richard.meek.home.comcast.net/SorosRatsA.JPG)
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To: JohnHuang2
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50 posted on 12/04/2003 7:12:30 AM PST by Mia T (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations (The acronym is the message.))
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To: Paul Ross; RJayneJ; Freee-dame
This deserves a post of the Day - It should be memorized by every Freeper to use at will when talking to lefties.

The Reality-Check of Islamic Terrorism is not having any effect on the loony-left. This obtuseness should not be accepted at face value. Rather we must assume the reverse...they get it...but since they don't respond with the logical position...it must alert us that they in fact intend to obliquely and duplicitously use it against their fellow countrymen... Thus, one should conclude that the threat from the Marxists is as undiminished in the West as ever. With this level of conspiracy, we have to ask the same question that Whittaker Chambers posed: Can democracy long survive?---Paul Ross

(The bolding is mine.)

51 posted on 12/04/2003 7:17:32 AM PST by maica (Laus Deo)
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To: JohnHuang2; Lady In Blue
Mark Steyn ~ Bump!
52 posted on 12/04/2003 8:23:19 AM PST by blackie
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To: ArGee
Lewis will turn out to have been a prophet if his book The Abolition of Man continues to come true.

I've gotta read that -- I'm re-reading his novel, That Hideous Strength,which borrows a lot from it.... It's mighty discomforting to note the similarities between events in the novel, to events actually going on today.....

53 posted on 12/04/2003 8:38:20 AM PST by r9etb
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To: r9etb
I'm re-reading his novel, That Hideous Strength,which borrows a lot from it

From what I understand, he wrote That Hideous Strength because people were having trouble understanding The Abolition of Man.

Shalom.

54 posted on 12/04/2003 9:37:49 AM PST by ArGee (Scientific reasoning makes it easier to support gross immorality.)
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To: SJackson
REALLY. WHILE you're at it, why not demand every freed Saudi get a couple of "dainty starlets" of his choice for the plane ride home?

Here's a "dainty starlet" I'd like to give 'em.

55 posted on 12/04/2003 9:53:24 AM PST by LibWhacker
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To: maica
Thanks for the nomination! };^D)
56 posted on 12/04/2003 4:58:09 PM PST by RJayneJ
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To: ArGee
It's amazing how relevent that book is after all these years.
57 posted on 12/04/2003 9:12:43 PM PST by Valin (We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.)
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To: Leisler
At liberal schools children learn that "time" is a capitalist construct, designed to cripple and slave people to profit forces, all the while suppressing the feelings of worker solidarity.

Hence the trouble with clocks for the lefties.

Good point. As a health care professional, I am constantly inundated with inservicing and workshops about "culturally sensitive care" and all that garbage. I get SUCH a charge out of being told that certain "cultures" do not "perceive of time in the same way" that western cultures do.

Translation: they will be late to every appointment, IF they show up. And we aren't to say a word, it's just "their way."

58 posted on 12/05/2003 3:43:39 PM PST by PLK
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To: PLK
Really? I was just be sarcastic and I thought I was making it up. It's hard to take leftist thoughts to the extream, and then find out not only is the extream become the norm( as it were ) but the leftist have pushed on.

I must be getting old.

Anyways, on your experience with these, ahem, "other cultures." I bet if there is a 20 DVD on sale at WalMart when the door open at 6:00 AM, they'll be there. Furthermore with the cost of medical care so high, yould think administrators wouldn't waist one second of high skilled/high cost professionals. But what do I know.

Have a Happy Christmas.
59 posted on 12/06/2003 5:37:51 AM PST by Leisler (Dean, He's 5'6" and angry!)
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To: Leisler
"I was just be..."= I was just being.

"...20 DVD"= 20$ DVD.

First post, low coffee.
60 posted on 12/06/2003 5:40:06 AM PST by Leisler (Dean, He's 5'6" and angry!)
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