Did Bush Visit Iraq? (Conspiracies-R-Us)

Email now circulating the web | Dec 2. 2003 | by "Hesham"

[Lazamataz]

Subject: Did Bush Visit Iraq?

George. W. Bush did not visit Iraq last week. Or did he?

Many speculate that what we saw on our screens was nothing but a staging that actually took place within the US..

Nothing we've seen proves that AirForce-1 ever left US airspace..

Nevertheless, something was really wrong about this (alleged) visit.. As big as the lie may have been, one BIG question stands out: Are there no people in Iraq? Isn't there an American Ruler? Isn't there the Iraqi leadership the US had appointed? ..

Or is Iraq just US troops in a Thanksgiving party?

Was it totally impossible to drag Bremer (in total secrecy) to show his face? Was it not possible to have some key Iraqi figures show-up for the festivities?..

How can a US president visit a foreign state and yet ignore all the people in charge of that state, all of whom he has personally appointed..

It is either a "staging" as claimed, or yet another insult to the people the US brags about having freed from tyranny.. This an example showing how sad this world has become..

A big big lie or total disrespect for people who were recently invaded in the name of GOOD..

Does it really matter which one is real?

Hesham

[eyespysomething]

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
leave because I'd go berserk?? Well...
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you
in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... (fade out)

Hey, buddy!
Yes officer..
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha....

[small voice in the wilderness]

BWHAHAHAHA!!!

What this fool doesn't yet realize is, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A PRESIDENT. He left in June to become the shadow leader of the Bildebergers.

[ohioWfan]

Is this for real???

No, I mean it.......seriously.......somebody actually SAID this??

[EQAndyBuzz]

I think it is time they remove Hitlery from the Matrix.

Just got my supply of Reynolds Wrap in.

[eyespysomething]

I think I took the wrong pill.

[Ichneumon]

Stars James Brolin! Need I say more?

*And* O. J. Simpson!

[AbsoluteJustice]

DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!!

[tiki]

Did 9/11 happen? Afghanistan? Iraq? Did it rain in the Midwest? I don't know. I wasn't there but I remember them being mentioned on TV. :-}

They think of these things because that is the way they think. LOL

[Lazamataz]

DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!

NOOOOO!! NOT THE VIKING KITTIES! Please don't sic them onto Laz. I'm your FRIEND....

[Mo1]

These guys don't even check the papers. There was a picture of President Bush with four members of the Iraqi Governing Council. In fact, I think it got posted on A Day in the Life of President Bush.

Then there was the British Airlines pilot .. guess he didn't see air force one after all huh?

[Mo1]

DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!!

NO!!!

[AbsoluteJustice]

LOL yes you are my friend 8)'

[philosofy123]

The left have already lost it. I can hardly wait until their radio talk shows starts. It is going to be very entertaining! Frankel will lose his thick glasses! Gerafalo (spl) would lose her voice screaming at callers?

[cake_crumb]

"DOES THIS RATE A ZOT BY ADMIN????!!!!"

You kiddin'?? This is too much fun!

[gridlock]

Bush was spotted back in Crawford two and a half hours after supposedly leaving Iraq. He must have flown back on the same SR-71 Blackbird that his Daddy flew in order to conceal his trip to Paris for negotiations to delay the release of the Iranian hostages back in 1980. Or perhaps it was the same SR-71 Blackbird that Bush 41 flew to Iran to close the Iran/Contra deal...

[CaptRon]

LOL! Excellent!

[KellyAdmirer]

Hey Hesham, there is no President, there is no Iraq, there is no US, there are no planes, there is no you, it's all nothing but a huge conspiracy to fool YOU! And it worked. Don't you look stupid! HAHAHAHA

[KarlInOhio]

*And* O. J. Simpson!

Well the movie poster does say "The murders were real."

[small voice in the wilderness]

I just hope Sheila Jackson Lee doesn't get hold of Hesham's e-mail. I don't think the country could stand another VRW Conspiracy being brought to light. Hang on President Bush, we'll not let the truth interfere with the final plans to make you King of the World and a Good Part of the Universe.

[Darksheare]

Not my fault!
I didn't suggest it to the Leftists.
I will neither confirm nor deny playing with what's left of the Leftists minds!