A Few Of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-02-03...Holiday Contest Thread: Rumsfield Doll

12/02/003 | FreeTheHostages

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HARK! Welcome to a holiday contest thread.

The prize is a talking doll. But wait, it gets better!
	Secretary Rumsfield is doing the talking! Ah, Rummy, he tells it like it is.  Click here to see a sample of things the doll can say!

Santa sees all, knows all.     Cool Christmas gifts for Rumsfield?   You betcha.  But here’s a more perplexing question: Whatever will Rummy get for the press corps?


How does Donald Rumsfield really feel about THEM?  He probably can't say.   The press corps, being the inexperienced, naive, childlike people that they are, may determine how much Rumsfield really loves them by the Christmas gift he gives them.


So, let's do some fictitious shopping for our beloved Secretary of Defense.  Pretend the President has given you leave to get them what you *really* want to get them.  Best answer wins the doll!

Examples of Gifts From Rummy, To Press Corps, With Luv
Recompense for their thoughts	A Texas snowglobe?
A good gift for Sam Donaldson	Remember, it's the thought that counts . . .
Got the idea?  Good.  So it's your turn: what should Secretary Rumsfield get for his beloved crop of youngsters in the Pentagon press room?

The Rules
1. There are no rules! Everything is subject to change on the merest whim. Needless to say, this contest is not affiliated with the ownership of Free Republic and is run by just me.


The Guidelines
1. Post by 22:00 hours (10 p.m. EST --Rumsfield-time!) your description of what Rumsfield should get for the Fourth Estate.  In this fictious gift-giving contest, you can use words, graphics, sounds, and/or an unlimited ficitious budget.  Your contest entry can describe a gift to the entire press corps or you can select one member to receive Sec. Rumsfield’s gift.

2. Winner will be announced on this thread at 23:00 hours.

3. Humor counts.   Conservatism counts.   Picking on the artwork of The Thin Man counts.   In short, everything counts.   Including how much alcohol I have imbibed at the time of judging.   Oh, and if you have to ask if bribes count, then you don't know me well enough to get me the perfect gift anyway.

4. As always, no complaining that the judge (me) is a raving lunatic.   Everyone already knows that.   Bor-r-r-r-ing.   As per last year, no whining if you lose just ‘cause your entry was clearly better: remember, when the judge is an idiot, there’s no shame in losing.   So enter once, enter often, have a ball.

5. The possibility exists of runner-up prizes and awards.   The possibility also exists that if you don’t want a the Rumsfield doll and would prefer a Coulter doll, I just might have access to one for ya.  Or not.  Depends on my mood, really.

6. Don't post anything that our President and First Lady would disapprove of.


7. Oh, and no not entering because you're afraid of embarassing yourself.  That's the entire point of these contests and you'll have plenty of company!  Ho ho ho!





Just in case you're not motivated and somehow have lost the dander you usually put up when you see a member of the press corps, consider the fact that the ne'er-do-wells just yesterday gave TONS of cnn.com frontpage publicity to a "foot-in-mouth" award for Rumsfield given by a couple of unknown British quacks.  Unbelievably, the press corps is riding herd on the theory that the man can't talk no good!  We, on the other hand, understand perfectly this gem:

We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know.   But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.

It makes perfect sense to everyone except a Liberal and we recognize the Rumsfieldian humor and truth in the statement.  I personally hope this contest has many unknown unknowns!

And Merry Christmas, Secretary Rumsfield!  We understand you and you've been a very good boy this year!

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[dixie sass]

Got it! Something every member of the fourth estate needs:

"ENGLISH AS A FIRST LANGUAGE"
Learn to speak, understand and write English in one semester. 1/4 credit.

[dutchess]

You two are having WAY too much fun. Just checking in to say hi! Working on tomorrows thread....! See ya all later!

[Calpernia]

{{{Dutchess!}}}

Hiya back. Off to pour the pasta. See you later.

[deadhead]

"Whatever will Rummy get for the press corps?"

Rummy to press corps: "You want her you got her"
"And I am buying you all a one way ticket to Freeper Island."
"Freepers will show you the "right" way."

Rummy to deadhead: "You're Welcome, doing what is best for America."

"Merry Christmas"

[The Mayor]

Every man wants a tie at Christmas. Especially a tie with Clinton missing. hehehe

I want one, where do I get it?

[deadhead]

"Amanda! Douglas! Frankie! Meekie! Dinner time! "
"Uh wait a sec, didn't I have 3?"

LOL

[WaterDragon]

They aren't always lying when they make stupid remarks so for those, maybe the machine could do a Dr. Spock for them when they're irrational....a "That does not compute!"

[The Mayor]

Welcome Aboard
The Mayor

[Donaeus]

LOL That's true. "This entity has been assimilated by the Borg collective" would be good too.

[SpookBrat]

If I was rich, I would buy it for you. As it stands now, the gifts under our own tree are slim pickings. If, if, if we get our Christmas bonus, the government gets half. ***smoke coming out of ears***

I hate Democrats! Stop stealing the money my husband worked so hard for.

Give me back my money!!!!!!

Buy your Clintonless tie here

[SpookBrat]

I'm really impressed with your skills lately. I'm jealous too. Send me some pecans from San Saba for Christmas please. :)~

[SpookBrat]

LOL I don't know where they rant came from. I guess I was just sitting here thinking how nice it would be to get lovely gifts for all my special friends. Then I start cussing in my mind thinking about how much we pay in taxes. *&^%^$%$#&^%*

Why does every thought about money remind me of how much I hate liberals? Sorry sons of biscuits.

Seriously though, I am always grateful for every dime I have to rub together because it means God keeps His promises and provides for us.

Blessings.

[SpookBrat]

Sure! We'll make a party of it. You bring the Cokes and I'll bring the hotdogs. We'll go out on a hunt for liberal bumper stickers and fix them right up. :)

[SpookBrat]

LOL Every one is so clever with their answers. I would have never thought of that.

[SpookBrat]

It's really good to hear from you. I've thought about you guys from time to time. I didn't realize you were over seas. :( I can't imagine how much you must miss your family. If your wife ever has an emergency or needs anything, I can give you my number and she is welcome to call me. I don't remember if you have family around here. I'm guessing she probably has good friends though. At any rate, it's good to hear from you. God bless you in your work and may He bring you home safely and quickly. Thanks for your commitment to protecting our country.

I'll remember you, your wife and your baby in my prayers.

[The Mayor]

don't apologize, I completley understand. Your everythought about money reminds you of liberals cause they are the ones taking it.

I do the same thing beleive me, I get off on rants, to often sometimes.

[mountaineer]

President Bush was in Pittsburgh today. I was there to offer support (in the face of a couple hundred left-wing nuts) - my after-freep report may be found at post #97 on that thread.

[MeekOneGOP]

Okay ! There ya go ! I added the bill clintoon head shot and caption now !

Freezie, that is my 'final answer'. My final entry for today's 'contest' (See post #140).

Win, lose or draw, it sure was FUN !! ...

[WVNan]

Leni, that is ROTFLOL funny. I'm cracking up here. That's a keeper. I pronounce you the winner of this contest and I haven't even read beyond this post. (Of course I don't have a vote in the winner, drat)

[WVNan]

Wow! Welcome thumper! We are always thrilled to have members of the military in our village. Sure we all remember Long Cut. THANK YOU BOTH for serving our country.