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1 posted on 10/21/2003 9:54:44 AM PDT by UnklGene
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To: UnklGene
This has GOT to be from the Onion!
2 posted on 10/21/2003 9:57:10 AM PDT by IGOTMINE (He needed killin')
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To: UnklGene
I just had a gutful of Krystals. Time to wreak some havoc.
3 posted on 10/21/2003 9:57:24 AM PDT by TomServo ("Steve's dead now. From here on, Steve's death will be represented by the oboe.")
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Fartogens are dangerous.
4 posted on 10/21/2003 9:58:39 AM PDT by Consort
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How on earth can you have long term exposure? Some people must really need beeno.
7 posted on 10/21/2003 10:00:24 AM PDT by fml
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To: UnklGene
Holy Methane of Death, Batman!!
8 posted on 10/21/2003 10:00:50 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: UnklGene
We need a law against flatulence!

We need to develop ways to fight the silent but deadly!

We need to form a lobby against Big A..
9 posted on 10/21/2003 10:01:31 AM PDT by Made In The USA (Where is the outrage?!)
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How in the world does "800 heart attacks 250 strokes 30,000 asthma attacks 50,000 cases of earache" a year make for 130,000 deaths a year?
10 posted on 10/21/2003 10:03:40 AM PDT by KillTime
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To: UnklGene
Pull My Finger! ROFLMAO
15 posted on 10/21/2003 10:06:22 AM PDT by mtbrandon49
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To: UnklGene
file this one under "your tax dollars well spent"!
16 posted on 10/21/2003 10:06:55 AM PDT by camle (no fool like a damned fool)
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To: UnklGene
Send me to IRAQ
18 posted on 10/21/2003 10:07:53 AM PDT by Tank-FL (Keep the Faith - GO VMI Beat Richmond)
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To: UnklGene
How many more must die before Congress passes a seven-day waiting period for baked beans?
19 posted on 10/21/2003 10:08:02 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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So, the alternative is to hold it all in...that's a recipe for a Chernobyl like disaster.
21 posted on 10/21/2003 10:09:19 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: UnklGene
Books of matches alert!
23 posted on 10/21/2003 10:11:56 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: UnklGene; *puff_list; Just another Joe; SheLion; Max McGarrity; Flurry; CSM; metesky; ...
You just gotta see this!!!!

The government comes up with enough other ridiculous numbers, so why not!!!
24 posted on 10/21/2003 10:12:06 AM PDT by Gabz (Smoke-gnatzies - small minds buzzing in your business - SWAT'EM)
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I noticed that the supposed harm is all from secondhand gas.

Finally, scientific proof that they just don't smell as bad if they're yours.

25 posted on 10/21/2003 10:12:20 AM PDT by XJarhead
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Pull My Finger President
27 posted on 10/21/2003 10:12:39 AM PDT by mtbrandon49
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Each year, approximately 130,000 Americans die from second-hand gas

You have GOT to be Freepin' kidding me!

I'd like to see some of the reports from those autopsies.

29 posted on 10/21/2003 10:14:00 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.)
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You called this a long time ago! Don't you prefer second hand food as the term.......

Where are the gnatzies now? What can be done to regulate this non filtered danger?
30 posted on 10/21/2003 10:14:16 AM PDT by CSM (Congrats to Flurry and LE!)
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New energy source?
31 posted on 10/21/2003 10:14:19 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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The source for this article is "The Weekly World News"...ya know...the "Batboy" people.
32 posted on 10/21/2003 10:15:21 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.)
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