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To: UnklGene
Pull My Finger! ROFLMAO
15 posted on 10/21/2003 10:06:22 AM PDT by mtbrandon49
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To: mtbrandon49
Pull My Finger!

A dangerous game there, bucko.

Here are the official rules:

Pull My Finger requires 2 players.
When Player 1 (preferably an adult) detects a potentially audible gastric lapse descending into the firing chamber, he must extend his left or right index finger directly at Player 2 (preferably a person under the age of 5) and must say the phrase "Pull My Finger".
Player 2 must firmly grasp the extended digit and tug once, firmly.
When Player 1 detects the tug on the digit he must release the gastric lapse in the most audibly disgusting manner possible.
(WARNING: Player 1 must not attempt to force the gastric lapse from the firing chamber. There are dangers associated with this practice which will ruin the game as well as Player 1's linens.)

43 posted on 10/21/2003 10:21:54 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.)
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