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To: UnklGene
How in the world does "800 heart attacks 250 strokes 30,000 asthma attacks 50,000 cases of earache" a year make for 130,000 deaths a year?
10 posted on 10/21/2003 10:03:40 AM PDT by KillTime
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To: KillTime
How in the world does "800 heart attacks 250 strokes 30,000 asthma attacks 50,000 cases of earache" a year make for 130,000 deaths a year?

The number of victims who die laughing was not noted.

13 posted on 10/21/2003 10:05:48 AM PDT by ThanhPhero (Cac nguoi nen tham Cam Duc dep..)
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To: KillTime
Add in 25,000 deaths in car crashes caused by flatulence.
14 posted on 10/21/2003 10:06:09 AM PDT by RightWhale (Repeal the Law of the Excluded Middle)
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To: KillTime
Somebody owes me a new keyboard, that diet DR pepper just is not going to come out. LMAO!!!
20 posted on 10/21/2003 10:09:06 AM PDT by RiflemanSharpe (An American for a more socially and fiscally conservation America!)
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To: KillTime
Add 10,000 ninja nightfighter assassins whose position is given away by inadvertent vociferousness.
22 posted on 10/21/2003 10:11:44 AM PDT by RightWhale (Repeal the Law of the Excluded Middle)
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To: KillTime
Democrats, 130,000 died when they fart their brains out.

But as usual, they still walk a few more years above ground to vote after they have passed.... on!
28 posted on 10/21/2003 10:13:35 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: KillTime
How in the world does "800 heart attacks 250 strokes 30,000 asthma attacks 50,000 cases of earache" a year make for 130,000 deaths a year?

It's the new "Democrat" math.
50 posted on 10/21/2003 10:29:58 AM PDT by UnklGene
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