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| 10/03/03
| francisandbeans
Posted on 10/03/2003 10:20:14 AM PDT by Just another Joe
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To: Argh
Sure, point me to a pulled thread. Uh-huh.
Just wait.
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posted on
10/03/2003 1:36:06 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: MissTargets
I noticed the polite and well thought out posts from the smokers. It truly sadded me to read some of the comments from the non-smokers.It's pretty amazing, isn't it?
42
posted on
10/03/2003 1:36:48 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: doubled

Here you go.
43
posted on
10/03/2003 1:38:29 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: SheLion

Here ya are, chickie.
Been out getting all thirsty fighting the good fight?
44
posted on
10/03/2003 1:40:13 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Just another Joe
Been out getting all thirsty fighting the good fight? ~whew! You can't imagine! Some guy from The Associated Press called me a little while ago about the Indian Casino and the smoking ban. I sure hope I gave him what he WANTED............
at least over the PHONE that is..........heh!
45
posted on
10/03/2003 1:45:41 PM PDT
by
SheLion
(Curiosity killed the cat BUT satisfaction brought her back!!!)
To: SheLion
Is that a bathtub you're reading that magazine in or are you just short with big feet? ;^)
46
posted on
10/03/2003 1:50:09 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Just another Joe
Hi, Joe, All! Miller Lite, please. I'm tired and exasperated-I had to take a ruined tire for my car in to get it replaced, then one of my customers changed her mind completely about the paint and tile colors for her kitchen remodel. And of course, the new ones she picked are much more expensive than the first ones were (read: over the original contract amount).
47
posted on
10/03/2003 2:01:35 PM PDT
by
Texan5
(You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
To: Texan5

For exasperation I prescribe 3 of these and tell me when you're done.
48
posted on
10/03/2003 2:04:03 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Texan5
(You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
There's something dirty about that I just can't put my finger on it. ;^)
49
posted on
10/03/2003 2:05:06 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Just another Joe
Oh, thank you!
Wait till Robert gets here and ask him about the tagline-he seems to have figured out what it is that is dirty, but I'm still clueless. I just picked it because I like the line, and the song its from by Toby Keith/Willie Nelson.
I've got to run downstairs, light the grill, pick a couple tomatoes and start making saffron basmati rice to go with my grilled shrimp and steamed asparagus. Hopefully, back soon.
50
posted on
10/03/2003 2:26:42 PM PDT
by
Texan5
(You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line..)
To: All
Be back after while, folks.
Gotta run some errands.
51
posted on
10/03/2003 2:54:38 PM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Just another Joe
I'm sorry you were too slow to get there before it was pulled. :^) It was a thread about Britney Spears' picture on the cover of Esquire. I guess it got too racy after a while. See you later, Joe!
52
posted on
10/03/2003 2:56:06 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Just another Joe
53
posted on
10/03/2003 3:33:17 PM PDT
by
Argh
To: Just another Joe
Is that a bathtub you're reading that magazine in or are you just short with big feet? ;^) hehe........very funny.............that happens to be the toes of my TENNIS Shoes Bert!
:)~~ LOL
54
posted on
10/03/2003 3:41:49 PM PDT
by
SheLion
(Curiosity killed the cat BUT satisfaction brought her back!!!)
To: Argh
This is the onle one I have of Britney. Out on a balcony smoking:
55
posted on
10/03/2003 3:46:19 PM PDT
by
SheLion
(Curiosity killed the cat BUT satisfaction brought her back!!!)
To: Just another Joe
Hiya Joe, a glass of your finest, if you would be so kind.
How are things with you?
To: SheLion
> A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Montana.
>
> Once the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked
for
> a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight
> attendant then asked the pompous preacher if he'd also like a drink.
>
> "I'd rather be savagely attacked by a brazen whore than let liquor touch
my
> lips!" the preacher replied.
>
> The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "I
> didn't know we had a choice."
57
posted on
10/03/2003 6:50:32 PM PDT
by
Don W
(Lead, follow, or get outta the way!)
To: Just another Joe
Why Men Die First:
This is a question that has gone unanswered for
centuries...... but, now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect
her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a
pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for
her.
If you don't work enough...you're a
good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low
pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low
pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find
something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is
favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal
opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual
harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting
her.........you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting
you......she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't
enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly
underwear......you're a pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
shape..............you're sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in
shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.............you're after
something.
If you don't....................you're not
thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........you're
full of yourself.
If you don't....................you're not
ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love
her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're over sexed.
If you don't................there must be someone
else.
Men die first because they want to.
58
posted on
10/03/2003 6:51:11 PM PDT
by
Don W
(Lead, follow, or get outta the way!)
To: Argh
> > >After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky
> > >all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to
> > visit the big
> > >city.
> > >In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks
> > >in it. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How
> > >about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."
> > >He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he
> > >remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father.
> > >So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before
> > >leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at
> > it.
> > >Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to
> > >the barn. One day after her husband left, she
> > >searched the barn and found the mirror. As she
> > >looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the
> > >ugly bag he's runnin' around with."
59
posted on
10/03/2003 6:51:55 PM PDT
by
Don W
(Lead, follow, or get outta the way!)
To: appalachian_dweller
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do.
A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could now get them onto a three-day cruise. The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to buy three Dramamines and three condoms.
Next day, the agent called back and said that he now could book a five-day cruise. The guy said, "I'll take it," and returned to the same pharmacy, to buy two more Dramamines and two more condoms.
The following day, the travel agent called yet again and said he could now book an eight-day cruise. The guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.
The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?"
60
posted on
10/03/2003 6:53:11 PM PDT
by
Don W
(Lead, follow, or get outta the way!)
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