[Liz]

My favorites:

To anything a lib might utter:
" Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." (by the late Sen. Pat Moynihan).

"Didn't know there were that many people who could walk and chew gum at the same time."

Abortion
" Sounds like Norman Bates discussing family values."

Supports liberal candidates
I hear he/she's featured on a new reality TV show: "Dumbest Democrats Running for Office."

Separation of church and state.
" Mondale said God has no place in politics, and apparently God felt the same way about Mondale."

Never-fail retort to Clinton worshippers:
" Do you give Bill BJ's at his office or does he come to you?"

[Maria S]

"This time I think the Americans are serious. Bush is not like Clinton. I think this is the end" Uday Hussein, April 6, 2003

"...we will not pass along our problems to other Congresses, to other presidents, and other generations..." President George W. Bush, January 28, 2003

[South40]

On the hildabeast's book:

If hillary clinton actually had superior intellect, she would have printed her book on rolls of toilet paper. She would have sold millions of copies at three rolls for a dollar, and it would have wound up where all socialist best sellers belong, floating in the sewer with similar waste material.

[4mycountry]

All-purpose:

"You really believe that? Well, now I've heard everything..."

"Look! There's a gay man! Go support him and leave me alone!"

"Which of the voices in your head told you to say THAT stupid thing?"

"Better to stay quiet and be thought a fool then to open your mouth and leave no doubt." -saying

At a bar:

"I will never understand you." (proceed to hold up glass as if toasting and drink contents)-- Everybody loves Raymond

"Hold on--let me order a double vodka and then maybe I'll be drunk enough to agree with you. Bartender!"

Concerning the Clintons:

"Clinton: sex. Bush: freedom. ... And you think Clinton is the better president how??"

"I can tell from your statement that you have never met Mia T."

And, my personal favorite:

"Didn't I ZOT you yesterday?"

[dandelion]

Fight fire with fire. They are unable to fight their own words - it's like kryptonite to them...

MANTRA: Blah blah blah Judeo/Christian lie lie lie...
RETORT: That's part of my cultural heritage - why are you mocking the values of my tribe?

MANTRA: Insert Ecowhack/Commie philosophy here...
RETORT: That's so insensitive of you. My rights as a child of the earth are being trampled by your machine!

MANTRA: I hate Bush/Conservatives/Reagan/Christians/etc...
RETORT: Hate is not a family value. Don't be a Hater.

[Maelstrom]

Mussolini's fascism evolved from socialism. Somehow we're supposed to believe it went from far left to far right without crossing anything between.

So your liberalism is different from socialism how exactly?

[Lexington Green]

The only good commie...

[Jay D. Dyson]

Some of my favorite that I've used over time...

• "I used to be a Democrat, now I'm an American. You know, you grow."

• "Why doesn't your 'diversity' include Conservative, gun-toting, meat-eating white men?"

• "From the looks of things, I'd say what you're worshipping might not be God."
  (I save that for special occasions.)

• "I'm sorry, my powers can only be used for Good."
  (said whenever I'm asked to support some Liberal cause)

• "Why, that looks like a political rally...only smaller."
  (a favorite at protests)

• "Does that come in adult sizes?"
  (use your imagination)

• (This one is courtesy of an ex-girlfriend who uttered it to a Liberal protester)
  "You make me...dry."

Enjoy. I got a lot more. (And yes, I *am* an unruly pissant with bad karma...)

-Jay

[Free_at_last_-2001]

POST YOUR FAVORITE LIBERAL PUT-DOWN - let me think... "now I know what you're thinking punk, did I fire six shots or was it only five....."

[lowbridge]

bump

[hemogoblin]

Whenever someone in my ultra liberal newsroom starts pontificating at me about the war ("Why didn't we try to talk to Uday and Qusay?" etc.), I say, "If journalists were running this we would have surrendered to that sandstorm."

I am getting a lot of mileage out of the whole "this calls for immediate surrender" thing. Thank you Ann Coulter! ;-)

[John123]

I like this one at Hitlary's book signings:

I'm here

You're here

Hillary's here

Where's Bill?

[LibWhacker]

Democrat: The party that wanted to keep Saddam in power. (Credit to Tall_Texan!)

[MayDay72]

...Turn their own slogans against them...

Examples:

Issue: Gun Control versus Gun Rights
Response: "I guess I'm pro-choice on that issue."

Issue: Insert any Socialist-Idea-Of-The-Day here
Response: "Not in my name!"

[Irene Adler]

"What color is the sky from Planet Zongo?"

This is actually a combination of two great putdowns I read on FR, and I can't remember whom to credit. I read so many fine zingers on this site that I could never remember them all. I KNOW I have forgotten some truly great ones from here.

[austingirl]

If you're not a liberal in your twenties - you have no heart. If you're still a liberal in your thirties -you have no brain.

[anglian]

From Teddy Roosevelt:
"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."

[poet]

A liberal is someone who has their two feet firmly planted in the air.

[Liz]

Savvy conservatives have a zillion quips at the ready with which to silence blathering libs. This thread's got a collection of beauties so far.

Here's a chance to demonstrate your patriotism; Defend your country, shut-up a liberal today. Post your fave lib put-down here so we can all enjoy it.

[onyx]

"There you go again." RWR to a lying Jimmy Carter.

[Libloather]

lib-er-al/noun 1) Someone so open minded that their brains have fallen out

Except for ending slavery, nazism and genocide, war has never solved anything...