[John123]

I like this one at Hitlary's book signings:

I'm here

You're here

Hillary's here

Where's Bill?

[EternalVigilance]

When some lefty trash-talker starts in about how dumb G.W. Bush is, I simply laugh and say, "Hmmm, maybe he is; but he's beat you Leftwingnuts at every turn. So if he's 'dumb', what exactly does that make you?!"

Shuts 'em totally down every single time.