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POST YOUR FAVORITE LIBERAL PUT-DOWN (show your patriotism, shut-up a liberal today)
Posted on 08/03/2003 1:35:52 PM PDT by Liz
Conservatives are sometimes forced, against their will, to converse with liberals maybe at work, or at parties, or in other places the loathsome lib-creatures congregate.
Savvy conservatives are always ready with a quip with which to silence a blathering lib.
This is your chance to defend your country, show your patriotism and shut-up a liberal.
Post your favorite liberal put-down here.
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My favorites:
To anything a lib might utter:
" Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." (by the late Sen. Pat Moynihan).
"Didn't know there were that many people who could walk and chew gum at the same time."
Abortion
" Sounds like Norman Bates discussing family values."
Supports liberal candidates
I hear he/she's featured on a new reality TV show: "Dumbest Democrats Running for Office."
Separation of church and state.
" Mondale said God has no place in politics, and apparently God felt the same way about Mondale."
Never-fail retort to Clinton worshippers:
" Do you give Bill BJ's at his office or does he come to you?"
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posted on
08/03/2003 1:35:52 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
"This time I think the Americans are serious. Bush is not like Clinton. I think this is the end" Uday Hussein, April 6, 2003
"...we will not pass along our problems to other Congresses, to other presidents, and other generations..." President George W. Bush, January 28, 2003
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posted on
08/03/2003 1:40:17 PM PDT
by
Maria S
("This time I think the Americans are serious. Bush is not like Clinton. I think this is the end" Uda)
To: Liz
On the hildabeast's book:
If hillary clinton actually had superior intellect, she would have printed her book on rolls of toilet paper. She would have sold millions of copies at three rolls for a dollar, and it would have wound up where all socialist best sellers belong, floating in the sewer with similar waste material.
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posted on
08/03/2003 1:42:24 PM PDT
by
South40
(Get Right Or Get Left)
To: Liz
All-purpose:
"You really believe that? Well, now I've heard everything..."
"Look! There's a gay man! Go support him and leave me alone!"
"Which of the voices in your head told you to say THAT stupid thing?"
"Better to stay quiet and be thought a fool then to open your mouth and leave no doubt." -saying
At a bar:
"I will never understand you." (proceed to hold up glass as if toasting and drink contents)-- Everybody loves Raymond
"Hold on--let me order a double vodka and then maybe I'll be drunk enough to agree with you. Bartender!"
Concerning the Clintons:
"Clinton: sex. Bush: freedom. ... And you think Clinton is the better president how??"
"I can tell from your statement that you have never met Mia T."
And, my personal favorite:
"Didn't I ZOT you yesterday?"
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posted on
08/03/2003 1:53:25 PM PDT
by
4mycountry
(Over-achiever extraordinare!)
To: Liz
Fight fire with fire. They are unable to fight their own words - it's like kryptonite to them...
MANTRA: Blah blah blah Judeo/Christian lie lie lie...
RETORT: That's part of my cultural heritage - why are you mocking the values of my tribe?
MANTRA: Insert Ecowhack/Commie philosophy here...
RETORT: That's so insensitive of you. My rights as a child of the earth are being trampled by your machine!
MANTRA: I hate Bush/Conservatives/Reagan/Christians/etc...
RETORT: Hate is not a family value. Don't be a Hater.
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posted on
08/03/2003 1:55:01 PM PDT
by
dandelion
To: Liz
Mussolini's fascism evolved from socialism. Somehow we're supposed to believe it went from far left to far right without crossing anything between.
So your liberalism is different from socialism how exactly?
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posted on
08/03/2003 1:58:47 PM PDT
by
Maelstrom
(To prevent misinterpretation or abuse of the Constitution:The Bill of Rights limits government power)
To: Liz
The only good commie...
To: Maria S
"This time I think the Americans are serious. Bush is not like Clinton. I think this is the end" Uday Hussein, April 6, 2003 The above is the perfect response to the accusation that America is losing credibility due to President Bush. Obviously, Bush is restoring the credibility that Clinton squandared.
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posted on
08/03/2003 2:06:30 PM PDT
by
alnick
To: Liz
Some of my favorite that I've used over time...
- "I used to be a Democrat, now I'm an American. You know, you grow."
- "Why doesn't your 'diversity' include Conservative, gun-toting, meat-eating white men?"
- "From the looks of things, I'd say what you're worshipping might not be God."
(I save that for special occasions.)
- "I'm sorry, my powers can only be used for Good."
(said whenever I'm asked to support some Liberal cause)
- "Why, that looks like a political rally...only smaller."
(a favorite at protests)
- "Does that come in adult sizes?"
(use your imagination)
- (This one is courtesy of an ex-girlfriend who uttered it to a Liberal protester)
"You make me...dry."
Enjoy. I got a lot more. (And yes, I *am* an unruly pissant with bad karma...)
-Jay
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posted on
08/03/2003 2:10:23 PM PDT
by
Jay D. Dyson
(But I can't get nothin' that can be bought, so I'll just live with what I got... Lord, forgive me.)
To: Liz
POST YOUR FAVORITE LIBERAL PUT-DOWN - let me think... "now I know what you're thinking punk, did I fire six shots or was it only five....."
To: Liz
bump
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posted on
08/03/2003 2:14:32 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
(You are the audience. I am the author. I outrank you! -Franz Liebkind, The Producers)
To: Liz
Whenever someone in my ultra liberal newsroom starts pontificating at me about the war ("Why didn't we try to talk to Uday and Qusay?" etc.), I say, "If journalists were running this we would have surrendered to that sandstorm."
I am getting a lot of mileage out of the whole "this calls for immediate surrender" thing. Thank you Ann Coulter! ;-)
To: Jay D. Dyson
LOL....excellent......more, please.
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posted on
08/03/2003 2:20:59 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
I like this one at Hitlary's book signings:
I'm here
You're here
Hillary's here
Where's Bill?
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posted on
08/03/2003 2:23:48 PM PDT
by
John123
To: Liz; Tall_Texan
Democrat: The party that wanted to keep Saddam in power. (Credit to Tall_Texan!)
To: 4mycountry; Jay D. Dyson
Which of the voices in your head told you to say THAT stupid thing?" Priceless......LOL.
At a bar, can be said by M/F conservative to M/F lib:
"Sorry I never have sex with my intellectual inferiors."
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posted on
08/03/2003 2:25:55 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: South40
Heheh.......
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posted on
08/03/2003 2:27:37 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: John123
When some lefty trash-talker starts in about how dumb G.W. Bush is, I simply laugh and say, "Hmmm, maybe he is; but he's beat you Leftwingnuts at every turn. So if he's 'dumb', what exactly does that make you?!"
Shuts 'em totally down every single time.
To: dandelion
"I bet you've gotten a lot of good advice from Martin Sheen"
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posted on
08/03/2003 2:34:30 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
...Turn their own slogans against them...
Examples:
Issue: Gun Control versus Gun Rights
Response: "I guess I'm pro-choice on that issue."
Issue: Insert any Socialist-Idea-Of-The-Day here
Response: "Not in my name!"
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posted on
08/03/2003 2:36:09 PM PDT
by
MayDay72
(...gun control...higher taxes...environmental regulation..."NOT IN MY NAME!")
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