[Jay D. Dyson]

Some of my favorite that I've used over time...

• "I used to be a Democrat, now I'm an American. You know, you grow."

• "Why doesn't your 'diversity' include Conservative, gun-toting, meat-eating white men?"

• "From the looks of things, I'd say what you're worshipping might not be God."
  (I save that for special occasions.)

• "I'm sorry, my powers can only be used for Good."
  (said whenever I'm asked to support some Liberal cause)

• "Why, that looks like a political rally...only smaller."
  (a favorite at protests)

• "Does that come in adult sizes?"
  (use your imagination)

• (This one is courtesy of an ex-girlfriend who uttered it to a Liberal protester)
  "You make me...dry."

Enjoy. I got a lot more. (And yes, I *am* an unruly pissant with bad karma...)

-Jay

[Liz]

LOL....excellent......more, please.