[4mycountry]

All-purpose:

"You really believe that? Well, now I've heard everything..."

"Look! There's a gay man! Go support him and leave me alone!"

"Which of the voices in your head told you to say THAT stupid thing?"

"Better to stay quiet and be thought a fool then to open your mouth and leave no doubt." -saying

At a bar:

"I will never understand you." (proceed to hold up glass as if toasting and drink contents)-- Everybody loves Raymond

"Hold on--let me order a double vodka and then maybe I'll be drunk enough to agree with you. Bartender!"

Concerning the Clintons:

"Clinton: sex. Bush: freedom. ... And you think Clinton is the better president how??"

"I can tell from your statement that you have never met Mia T."

And, my personal favorite:

"Didn't I ZOT you yesterday?"

[Liz]

Which of the voices in your head told you to say THAT stupid thing?"

Priceless......LOL.

At a bar, can be said by M/F conservative to M/F lib:

"Sorry I never have sex with my intellectual inferiors."