**CAPTION TIME** Saddam's Last TV Appearance

3/23/03 | End_Clintonisn_Now

[End_Clintonism_Now]

Does Anybody Have A Classic Caption For Saddam's Last TV Appearance?

Thanks! E_C_N

[Red Dog #1]

I think Dashle just goosed him!

[jigsaw]

Separated at birth, but still joined at the hip.

[punster]

I will now turn the press conference over to my trusted aide, Senator Daschle.

[TheyConvictedOglethorpe]

Hello, everybody, this is Harry Caray. You know, Saddam spelled backwards is MADASS!

[ChadGore]

"I'm
deeply
saddened"

[Steven W.]

"Now listen Saddam, I hate President Bush & you must crush his forces! oh and I support our troops."

[MadIvan]

He had another post-war TV appearance planned:

Regards, Ivan

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Deez are my birth control glasses. I haf to be good muslim deez days..."

[niteowl77]

"Tom Daschle, is that your final answer?"

[mikrofon]

Daschole is deeply "Saddamed"...

[LizardQueen]

"Tommy's helping me pull the fin of the cruise missile out of my butt crack".

LQ

[New Horizon]

I don't think that's Sodom. It's a look-alike.

[hispanarepublicana]

Where is Daschle's left hand???

[Wavyhill]

{I'm clamping down on my typing finger in order to avoid making an obscene interpretation of the photo.-Wavyhill}

[Consort]

"Saddam and his translator/lover at a recent news conference."

[lawgirl]

AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

[Grampa Dave]

NO SADDAMN! NO DAMN CHECKS FOR MY FEE! I WANT IMMEDIATE DIRECT DEPOSIT IN MY WIFE'S OFF SHORE ACCOUNT! THAT CHECK WILL BOUNCE HIGHER THAN YOU WILL TONIGHT.

[RedhairRedhair]

"We love it when Billy does us up the a$$"

[MinuteGal]

Saddam: "What's the five day forecast for Baghdad, Tommy?"

Tommy: "One day".

Leni