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1 posted on 03/23/2003 5:59:38 PM PST by End_Clintonism_Now
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I think Dashle just goosed him!
2 posted on 03/23/2003 6:01:20 PM PST by Red Dog #1
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Separated at birth, but still joined at the hip.
3 posted on 03/23/2003 6:02:04 PM PST by jigsaw (God Bless Our Troops!)
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I will now turn the press conference over to my trusted aide, Senator Daschle.
4 posted on 03/23/2003 6:02:07 PM PST by punster
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Hello, everybody, this is Harry Caray. You know, Saddam spelled backwards is MADASS!
5 posted on 03/23/2003 6:02:13 PM PST by TheyConvictedOglethorpe
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"I'm
deeply
saddened"

6 posted on 03/23/2003 6:03:04 PM PST by ChadGore (288,007,154 Americans did not protest the war today)
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He had another post-war TV appearance planned:

Regards, Ivan

8 posted on 03/23/2003 6:03:07 PM PST by MadIvan
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"Deez are my birth control glasses. I haf to be good muslim deez days..."
9 posted on 03/23/2003 6:03:25 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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"Tom Daschle, is that your final answer?"
10 posted on 03/23/2003 6:04:42 PM PST by niteowl77
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Daschole is deeply "Saddamed"...
11 posted on 03/23/2003 6:05:01 PM PST by mikrofon
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"Tommy's helping me pull the fin of the cruise missile out of my butt crack".

LQ
12 posted on 03/23/2003 6:05:03 PM PST by LizardQueen
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I don't think that's Sodom. It's a look-alike.
13 posted on 03/23/2003 6:05:05 PM PST by New Horizon
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Where is Daschle's left hand???
14 posted on 03/23/2003 6:05:30 PM PST by hispanarepublicana (successful, educated unauthentic latina--in Patrick Leahy's eyes, at least)
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{I'm clamping down on my typing finger in order to avoid making an obscene interpretation of the photo.-Wavyhill}
15 posted on 03/23/2003 6:07:02 PM PST by Wavyhill
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"Saddam and his translator/lover at a recent news conference."
16 posted on 03/23/2003 6:07:31 PM PST by Consort
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NO SADDAMN! NO DAMN CHECKS FOR MY FEE! I WANT IMMEDIATE DIRECT DEPOSIT IN MY WIFE'S OFF SHORE ACCOUNT! THAT CHECK WILL BOUNCE HIGHER THAN YOU WILL TONIGHT.


18 posted on 03/23/2003 6:10:46 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Stamp out Freepathons! Stop being a Freep Loader! Become a monthly donor!)
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"We love it when Billy does us up the a$$"
19 posted on 03/23/2003 6:11:09 PM PST by RedhairRedhair
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Saddam: "What's the five day forecast for Baghdad, Tommy?"

Tommy: "One day".

Leni

20 posted on 03/23/2003 6:12:59 PM PST by MinuteGal (THIS JUST IN ! Astonishing fare reduction for FReeps Ahoy Cruise! Check it out, pronto!)
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