Since I haven't contributed

9-11-2002 | self

[2timothy3.16]

Since I am approaching my one year anniversary of being a "freeper" and since I have never contributed a dime to FR, jim or the republican party, I am going to beat the powers to be at FR and voluntarily leave, rather than have them come up with one of the cock and bull stories to ban me.

Been fun,

Bye

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Sheesh. You want some cheese to go with that whine?

Not original, I know. But it applies.

[Diddle E. Squat]

LP, as in Liberty Post? The Al Jazzera of the Anti-Freeps?

[BulletBrasDotNet]

"...Why don't they make good opi anymore?

Opi? you need to go to Mayberry to find Opi, and Andy, and Aunt Bea and Barney Fife.

[patent]

Wow. On the Opus scale this one is really lacking. First, you have violated the cardinal rule of opus. Never respond after the initial post. It truly kills all credibility. Fortunately for you that wasn't a problem.

Second, normally people at least wait until someone does something of some sort to them, such as a time out, having a post removed, being told to knock it off. I mean, at the very least you could make some suggestions, give Mr. Robinson a chance to reject them, and storm off in a huff because they won't run their site the way that you like it.

You've gone nutin!

Third, you seem to claim you actually like it here. At the very least you should whine about how its changed, how the libertarians are taking over, or the Republicans, or the (shudder) Jimmy Buffett fans.

I suggest you ask the admin moderator to pull this thread and come back with a better opus. This one is just embarrasing.

patent

[Neets]

That, along with a BadJoe Ping.

[Rokke]

I'd have to agree with you. In fact, I think it is so bad I don't think he should be allowed to leave. I'll pitch in $5 just to keep him here.

[paulklenk]

Ugly, ugly, ugly.

You or Tom?

Just being,

[kellynla]

Ya know my kid sister acted like you when she was about nine...what's the matter not getting enough attention at home? BLAAHHHHHHHHHHH BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLAAAHHHHHHHHH! When you grow up come back and see us! ROFLMAO

[mountaineer]

I hope this covers it:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel.

Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to
nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of
belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.


You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.

May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex
with you.

You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good
day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.

You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger
off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead
cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the
neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid.
Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.


After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.

Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read
your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space.

I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

[Bikers4Bush]

This is the worst Opus ever.

[bigcheese]

are you series? your treatening to leave?!?!?!

[Howlin]

No, the relatives of the victims, all screaming and demanding MORE money from the government. Some of them actually said, Yes, there IS a difference in the value of the life of a stockbroker as opposed to a dish washer at Windows on the World.

It was shocking.

[Willie Green]

Don't let the door hit you in the @$$.

IMHO, it's no big loss.
It's a pretty lame excuse for an OPUS.
As far as opera go, I only give it a score of 2 on a scale of 1~10.

[SouthernFreebird]

Wheres the d@mnn kool-aid when you need it.

[eddie willers]

LOL!
No one can say that that Timothy didn't contibute to his fellow man.

Pass the salt, please.

[Diddle E. Squat]

That's more like it, but you've still got a long way to go.

You have yet to mention neo-con, socialist, jack-booted, constitution-shredding, fascism, or allude to Bush covering up Clinton's coverups.

[Hatteras]

Dang! I just got back and I've been hearing all about your lack of contribution. It's the talk of the town! I was hoping to see some for myself...

I feel like I hardly knew ya (sniffle, sniffle...)

[Physicist]

As an aside, did anybody besides me see the town meeting on NBC with Tom Brokaw and the relatives of the suvirors of the WTC?

Relatives of the survivors? Now that summons an image:

"How many of you peopugh wish your gh-oved ones had gh-ost their gh-ives on September egh-eventh? Do you wish you could share in the pubgh-ic accogh-ades, and the regh-ief dogh-ars?"

[mountaineer]

Dear 2Tim3:16:
I never heard of FR until a year ago
when I left Lucianne
And now I'm a libertarian
because I really really like books.
In fact, I love books.
And Bush should have gone after Clinton
for all the stuff he did.
I don't know what it was
but it made me a libertarian anyway.
Love,
Palo

[steveegg]

Why don't they make good opi anymore?

For the same reason they think that the proper plural form of "opus" is "opuses".