Posted on 10/12/2026 9:40:34 AM PDT by V_TWIN
It was his only relief.
A whizzing Minnesota college professor allegedly spilled his own urine on a student’s backpack in what authorities believe to be the latest in a disturbing series of the educator’s pee-soaked incidents, according to new court docs.
The plot was uncovered after a Macalester College student said biology professor Paul Fischer, 55, had heeded nature’s call on Dec. 5, 2025, after she briefly stepped away while working at the school’s science center – only to return to find her backpack moist with a pungent yellow liquid, CBS Minnesota reported.
When local cops in Saint Paul investigated the tinkling, they found that Macalester Public Safety had received six prior reports complaining about urine found in places other than the restroom at the school’s Olin-Rice Science Center, records show.
Odd places where pee was discovered included trash cans, water bottles and even inside other professors’ decorations, according to documents.
When questioned by authorities, Fischer told police he developed a strange habit over the past two years of peeing in a cup and dumping it in campus trash cans or science lab sinks, records show.
The serial sprinkler was charged with first-degree property damage and faces five years in prison and a maximum fine of $10,000. He is expected in court in early November.
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Ok...I'll start.
UH OH......I THINK URINE TROUBLE
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He is the school’s number one professor. I’m hoping there is not a number two.
Wepee Freely is his name, peeing on students apparently is his game
What would you expect from a guy wears bow ties?
bet the student was pissed!
Does he stream on his computer?
“Whizzing college professor pees on student’s backpack, found to be campus’s mystery serial sprinkler: records”. Interesting, I had a boss back in the day and we didn’t like each other, so when I rotated to 3rd shit, to save time I would whizz on his office chair and his potted plant.
The Yellowing Of Minnesota, by I.P. Dayly.
maybe he should give Tucker that bowtie back.
Minnesota. Once again.
Who dresses these people?
The truth is, one should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie.
Minnesota?
Why is anyone even questioning this guy’s habits?
He fits right in in Tampon Tim’s utopian paradise.
"Don't pee down my backpack and tell me it's raining."
As kids we used to ask if anyone has read the book: “The Yellow River,” by I.P. Freely
A little piss ant.
He votes...................
Bow ties are one thing, but those colors!
Doubt if he’s attracted to females.
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