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Whizzing college professor pees on student’s backpack, found to be campus’s mystery serial sprinkler: records
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Posted on 10/12/2026 9:40:34 AM PDT by V_TWIN

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It was his only relief.

A whizzing Minnesota college professor allegedly spilled his own urine on a student’s backpack in what authorities believe to be the latest in a disturbing series of the educator’s pee-soaked incidents, according to new court docs.

The plot was uncovered after a Macalester College student said biology professor Paul Fischer, 55, had heeded nature’s call on Dec. 5, 2025, after she briefly stepped away while working at the school’s science center – only to return to find her backpack moist with a pungent yellow liquid, CBS Minnesota reported.

When local cops in Saint Paul investigated the tinkling, they found that Macalester Public Safety had received six prior reports complaining about urine found in places other than the restroom at the school’s Olin-Rice Science Center, records show.

Odd places where pee was discovered included trash cans, water bottles and even inside other professors’ decorations, according to documents.

When questioned by authorities, Fischer told police he developed a strange habit over the past two years of peeing in a cup and dumping it in campus trash cans or science lab sinks, records show.

The serial sprinkler was charged with first-degree property damage and faces five years in prison and a maximum fine of $10,000. He is expected in court in early November.

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KEYWORDS: macalestercollege; minnesota; paulfischer

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Ok...I'll start.

UH OH......I THINK URINE TROUBLE

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1 posted on 10/12/2026 9:40:34 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

He is the school’s number one professor. I’m hoping there is not a number two.


2 posted on 10/12/2026 9:43:25 AM PDT by Migraine
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To: V_TWIN

Wepee Freely is his name, peeing on students apparently is his game


3 posted on 10/12/2026 9:45:47 AM PDT by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana)
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To: V_TWIN

What would you expect from a guy wears bow ties?


4 posted on 10/12/2026 9:45:50 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: V_TWIN

bet the student was pissed!


5 posted on 10/12/2026 9:47:19 AM PDT by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana)
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To: doorgunner69

Does he stream on his computer?


6 posted on 10/12/2026 9:48:29 AM PDT by Col Frank Slade
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To: V_TWIN

“Whizzing college professor pees on student’s backpack, found to be campus’s mystery serial sprinkler: records”. Interesting, I had a boss back in the day and we didn’t like each other, so when I rotated to 3rd shit, to save time I would whizz on his office chair and his potted plant.


7 posted on 10/12/2026 9:49:58 AM PDT by kawhill (Dywedwch + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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To: V_TWIN

The Yellowing Of Minnesota, by I.P. Dayly.


8 posted on 10/12/2026 9:50:01 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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maybe he should give Tucker that bowtie back.


9 posted on 10/12/2026 9:50:11 AM PDT by ronniesgal (can FR please get a "like" button and a "block" button? Please.)
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To: V_TWIN

Minnesota. Once again.


10 posted on 10/12/2026 9:51:03 AM PDT by Hyman Roth
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To: ronniesgal

Who dresses these people?


11 posted on 10/12/2026 9:53:47 AM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: V_TWIN

The truth is, one should never trust anybody who wears a bow tie.


12 posted on 10/12/2026 9:55:33 AM PDT by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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To: V_TWIN
Humanity, thou art starting to worry me.
13 posted on 10/12/2026 9:56:23 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (I just want FReepers to READ THE ARTICLE. And then think 30 secs before pounding keyboard.)
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Minnesota?

Why is anyone even questioning this guy’s habits?

He fits right in in Tampon Tim’s utopian paradise.


14 posted on 10/12/2026 9:59:49 AM PDT by Bon of Babble (You Say You Want a Revolution?)
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FletcherOutlawJoseyWales

"Don't pee down my backpack and tell me it's raining."

15 posted on 10/12/2026 10:00:04 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Doyle Hargraves in '32!)
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To: Flaming Conservative

As kids we used to ask if anyone has read the book: “The Yellow River,” by I.P. Freely


16 posted on 10/12/2026 10:00:56 AM PDT by Bon of Babble (You Say You Want a Revolution?)
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To: V_TWIN

A little piss ant.


17 posted on 10/12/2026 10:01:37 AM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I was read your book!)
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To: V_TWIN

He votes...................


18 posted on 10/12/2026 10:01:48 AM PDT by Red Badger (Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
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To: doorgunner69

Bow ties are one thing, but those colors!


19 posted on 10/12/2026 10:02:35 AM PDT by jimtorr
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To: V_TWIN

Doubt if he’s attracted to females.


20 posted on 10/12/2026 10:03:29 AM PDT by ryderann
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