Posted on 08/27/2026 12:22:07 PM PDT by dayglored
U.S. — The Girl Scouts of America, in cooperation with the Islamic Center of America in Dearborn, MI, unveiled a new Muslim badge girls could earn by getting married before the age of 8.
Because of the strict age requirement, the Muslim badge can only be earned by Daisies and Brownies. Other program levels are ineligible for the coveted new badge.
GSUSA President Telva McGruder said, "Islamophobia is a growing problem, and we want to do our part to teach our Girl Scouts about what it really means to be tolerant, which is why we will be offering a Muslim badge to any girl who, before the age of 8, finds a nice Muslim man to settle down with."
As a sort of consolation prize, older members can earn a less prestigious Islam badge for memorizing the Five Pillars of Islam and waging jihad. This is meant to help other girls feel included in the fight against Islamophobia, even if they are too old to get married and, therefore, worthless.
Some parents expressed concern over the new badge, calling it "really inappropriate." They have since been expelled from the organization.
At publishing time, the Girl Scouts announced they will no longer be offering the Muslim badge after all their married girls were forced to quit the organization by their new husbands.
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OMG , don’t give them any ideas
What’s the big deal? The Girl Scouts are simply honoring the genocidal desert pirate pedophile! Allu Fubar!!
The Bee....lol
I hope Ben Bankas gets a hold of this. I want to hear him rip it.
LOL BEE Bump!!!!!
Yeah, see, thats not ‘The Girl Scouts’. Thanks for ruining that along with everything else in life. These people are scum.
Industrial strength irony and I was wholly consumed by the conflagration!
It’s so hard to know sometimes if it’s real or the bee.
Gross. Glad it’s just the Bee.
For now.
it’s dark, but i laughed anyway.
“”Sure glad this is only satire. Right? Right?””
***
Only for the present. They’re no doubt working on it as we speak...
Big time.
Many people don’t realize that the ‘Boy Scouts of America’ no longer exists. One can be a ‘Scout’, but one certainly cannot be a ‘Boy Scout’.
At the same time, one can sure as Hell still be a Girl Scout.
Funny how things have ‘changed’, ain’t it?
We’re not supposed to have noticed, and just keep buying their damned cookies...
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