Posted on 07/22/2026 6:53:59 AM PDT by dynachrome
Not all mimes stay silent. One is now accused of terrorizing women.
A Massachusetts man known for roaming in a black-and-white mime costume is accused of frightening women for months at a popular state park, where prosecutors say he allegedly stripped to his underwear, slathered himself in cooking oil and worked out near female employees before later collapsing in court as the allegations were read aloud.
Hernan Villagran Lux, 29, of Framingham, is facing criminal harassment charges after three female state Department of Conservation and Recreation (DCR) employees had up to over 50 encounters over the past two months at a Natick state park near Boston.
Prosecutors said all three women knew Lux by name and appearance, and one reported more than 50 encounters that authorities said escalated over time, eventually leaving employees afraid to work around him.
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So y’all good men out there wondering why you’re being treated like creeps by female strangers? Well, here ya go!
Pepperballs.
Capsaicin dissolves in oil, and penetrates the skin ...
If he was any more homosexual he run for Senator as. Democrat in Texas while pretending to be a preacher.
Weird Al: “She Never Told Me She was a Mime.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQGw3gA41Zo&list=RDcQGw3gA41Zo&start_radio=1
I’d say he’s equally disturbing in both.
All could be cured with this weirdo buy a little gasoline and fuel oil followed by a quick match
“No comment” (via a “sewing up his lips” routine).
He needs to mime his own business.
Your pun couldn’t be better......or butter..
Very good.
“Massachusetts mime accused of terrorizing women after allegedly stripping down, coating himself in cooking oil”. I hope it was a heart healthy oil like olive oil or canola oil.
You never saw Shields and Yarnell pull this kind stunt
Had Bruce Sprinsteen done this, there’d have been no complaints from the ladies.
Cooking oil? Whatever happened chocolate and whipped cream?
A man goes hiking in a state park to work on his tan using coconut oil tanning lotion and the pasty white, baritone voiced, female Massachusetts busybodies have a fit.
Well, this time it’s not them Yogi. In fact Im not sure what species it is.
He wants to attract women, but he’s too emotionally immature to go about it in the right way.
A mentally grounded man would not need to be under make up and ‘in character’ to make himself known to a woman, and such a grounded man would understand how people act when they don’t wish to be bothered with you. (Aspergers + mild Autism?)
Police…”where is he now ma’am?”
Lady…”over there. In that glass box”
Interwebs daily winner!
If he also identifies as a woman, we have found our next governor for MA!
Police attempted to question him, but he’s not talking.
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