If you would like more information about what’s happening in Oregon, please FReepmail me. Please send me your name by FReepmail if you want to be on this list. When the dude bends over from that a knee to the face settles the issue.
Secure until police arrive.
Tough case for the jury to unravel.
“All of our officers are with other victims right now, but your call is very important to us. If you leave your name and number, we’ll get right back to you in the next...two business days. Thank you and have a nice day.”
Back in the civilized days of old, the naked fellow would be surrounded by real men who would beat the living Obamastuff out of the turd...who would never do that again.
When will we learn?
As for Portland, yup, keep underfunding the police and act surprised when real men finally have had enough and start handing out real justice. And that real justice will be also applied to leftist politicians.
Color me shocked!
“Bystanders intervene”?
In Portland?
I thought they’d help or join in …
“ all officers were busy responding to other calls and were not available at the time”
Probably too busy with feeding the infinite homeless they attract who eventually go naked kidnapping.
I’m surprised citizens stepped in and got involved.
If they hurt the perp’s feelings, they’re going to jail.
Welcome to Portland.
Portland Ore? Isn't that where "protesters" burned the courthouse repeatedly? With few to no consequences?
"2020: Portland officers late Tuesday declared a riot outside the county building after demonstrators in a crowd of about 200 started fires in dumpsters, used rocks to smash first floor windows and tossed burning material inside."
Let me guess: In this case: all charges dropped and the homeless drug addict released back onto the street.
No commentary allowed on the original article on the NYPost.
Who would want to be a tourist in Portland?
“When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.”
-’Dirty’ Harry Callahan
More of “the warmth of socialism.”
DeNutt the Perv
> But police said all officers were busy responding to other calls and were not available at the time. <
So a naked man was running around and threatening people. And the police were too busy.
Not blaming the cops. Very much blaming the Portland politicians.
And it’s just gonna get worse.
How did they know it was a man? This was in Portland after all.
Punch? Slap?! Pull?!?
"Portland, Oregon".
Oh. That explains it.
Let's hope the "Portland police", when they eventually arrived, didn't put the handcuffs on too tightly.
If you would like more information about what’s happening in Oregon, please FReepmail me. Please send me your name by FReepmail if you want to be on this list. “Officers then responded to the scene and found the nude suspect swimming nearby in the Willamette River.”
Turn off your body cam and hold him under. Easy, Peasy. ;)
The cops certainly weren’t busy busting drug users and dealers at that park. Last time I had to go to that fetid dump there were bums and junkies smoking dope all over and the bike cops just kept cruising.
“...OK. Here’s the plan. I’ll take off all my clothes, sneak into the park, and grab the child, and we’ll just walk away from the park. It’s Portland...No one will notice.”