How did they know it was a man? This was in Portland after all.
His mangina was showing?
Hey, it was gender-neutral. Stop hating on its inability to discern whether it has a weinie or not - maybe it was indian with one of those massive pot bellies and couldn’t see it. Or maybe it had already been cut off by the father of the previous kid before it was released without bond by Obama’s second cousin thrice removed Federal judger.
When his prison mates learned that he tried to kidnap a girl, they'll treat him like he's a woman.