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After Protecting Trump, Secret Service Officer Arrested for Pleasuring Himself Naked in Front of Female Hotel Guests
Liberty Daily ^ | 5-5-26 | Joe Kovacs

Posted on 05/05/2026 9:17:36 AM PDT by MarlonRando

John Andrew Spillman, 33, is a Uniformed Division officer with the federal agency, and had just provided security to President Donald Trump at the weekend PGA tour at Trump’s golf course in Doral, Florida.

He was arrested shortly after midnight Monday for allegedly masturbating naked on the sixth floor of the DoubleTree hotel near Miami International Airport.

“Police allegedly caught him literally with his pants down in the act, according to the arresting affidavit,” reported Susan Crabtree of RealClearPolitics, as deputies with the Miami-Dade County Sheriff’s Officer responded.

(Excerpt) Read more at thelibertydaily.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: arrested; crime; culturerot; donutwatch; florida; perv; pleasuring; secretservice; trump; usualsuspect
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To: MarlonRando; Larry Lucido; Red in Blue PA; Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; KC_Lion; ...

21 posted on 05/05/2026 9:32:56 AM PDT by PROCON (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: MarlonRando

john? spillman? with a name like that, he wasnt gonna be a bank robber


22 posted on 05/05/2026 9:33:00 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: MarlonRando
This is a demonic stronghold for some guys - they probably have no idea why they do this.

They have given dark entities entrance into their soul through repeated exposure to pornography.

23 posted on 05/05/2026 9:34:18 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("You'll never hear surf music again" - J. Hendrix)
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To: MarlonRando

You can see it written all over Trumps face, he knows the numbskulls surrounding him to “Protect” him are gonna get him killed its all a matter of time


24 posted on 05/05/2026 9:35:13 AM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: Jamestown1630; Persevero; Beowulf9

Hmmm ...

Straight women don’t want to see it.
Neither do dykes. (Stand to reason ...)
Or straight men. (Obviously ...)

Apparently, he was trolling for queers. He’s a queerbait.


25 posted on 05/05/2026 9:36:36 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: MarlonRando
> This guy was caught red-handed.

Making love to Rosie Palm?

26 posted on 05/05/2026 9:37:45 AM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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27 posted on 05/05/2026 9:42:57 AM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
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To: MarlonRando
He was arrested shortly after midnight Monday for allegedly masturbating naked on the sixth floor of the DoubleTree hotel near Miami International Airport.

Hey it wasn't like it was the lobby!

28 posted on 05/05/2026 9:43:24 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Jamestown1630

He looks like an alcoholic.


29 posted on 05/05/2026 9:45:42 AM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: PROCON

the long arm of the law... in action


30 posted on 05/05/2026 9:48:21 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: plain talk

Got to release the stress somehow.


31 posted on 05/05/2026 9:50:19 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo )
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To: dayglored

Loping the mule.


32 posted on 05/05/2026 9:52:51 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo )
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To: Bonemaker
Pleasuring Himself Naked in Front of Female Hotel Guests

Rubbed up against some resistance.

33 posted on 05/05/2026 9:55:33 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
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To: NorthMountain

NO!!!!!


34 posted on 05/05/2026 9:57:07 AM PDT by Aria (Voted for Trump 2016, 2020 & 10/22/2024 )
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To: plain talk

This is beyond sad. There is nothing sacred anymore.

Was it not enough to have the FBI suppress information (e.g. Hunter’s laptop), overlook crimes (Hillary’s), and then manufacture a false case against a sitting president, using manufactured ‘evidence’ paid for by his political opponent - Hillary?

There’s no point in listing more of what we already know. What’s happened to our society, our world?


35 posted on 05/05/2026 10:04:48 AM PDT by neverevergiveup
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To: NorthMountain

No, but it seems to be something we see more of. Women aren’t much better these days.

Not talking about FR ladies though.


36 posted on 05/05/2026 10:17:42 AM PDT by dforest
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To: MarlonRando

I hear that Jeffrey Toobin has the exclusive interview so that this guy can tell his side of the story.


37 posted on 05/05/2026 10:27:39 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: MarlonRando

NOT the Bee!!!
Today’s Secret Service is starting to resemble one of my favorite TV Sit-Coms;
Do you remember

RENO-911?
This sounds just like the script from one of their episodes!
That’s both hilarious and ominous.


38 posted on 05/05/2026 10:30:42 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: plain talk

He finally got his picture in the ‘paper’!


39 posted on 05/05/2026 10:31:33 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: NorthMountain

NEVER!


40 posted on 05/05/2026 10:31:44 AM PDT by grame (May you know more of the love of God Almighty this day!)
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