Posted on 04/01/2026 10:34:07 AM PDT by dayglored
MIAMI, FL — As depicted in an exciting presentation of computer renderings of its breathtaking design, the proposed Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is set to feature a solemn "reflecting pool" filled with liberal tears.
The design boasts an impressive lineup of features for the proposed skyscraper-style library, including a ballroom, a replica of Trump's Oval Office, and the luxurious new Air Force One jet gifted to the president by Qatar, but the Liberal Tears Reflecting Pool promised to draw plenty of visitors.
"It's going to be the most beautiful thing you'll ever see, and deliciously refreshing, too," Trump told reporters when asked about the pool. "We've had a team collecting liberal tears from crying Democrats since 2016. We've got more than enough to fill the pool at my library. It's really going to be something. I can't wait to invite the fake news media to the grand opening so they can top off the pool. They'll be crying, believe me. Especially Anderson Cooper."
The team tasked with designing the library said no corners were being cut in the construction of the reflecting pool. "My father settles for nothing but the best," said Eric Trump. "For our country, and for his presidential library. The pool will be made from the finest Tuscan marble. We'll even bring in Jimmy Kimmel periodically to make sure the pool stays full."
At publishing time, it had been announced that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library would also feature its own "Wailing Wall," where liberals could gather for generations to come to scream and weep.
Is that for real? LOL - if not, it should be...
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