Posted on 03/29/2026 5:45:41 AM PDT by dynachrome
Dozens of significant injuries have been reported at the "No Kings" rally today after a multi-scooter pileup as the protest crossed Tremont Street.
Nearby trauma centers were reportedly inundated with patients who had suffered broken hips and femurs due to the collision. Area hospitals were also dealing with a mass wave of rallygoers suffering various levels of bowel and urinary incontinence.
"It's old-person Armageddon out here," said emergency physician Lee Bockelman. "There are shattered hips and leaking bladders everywhere. I've never seen anything like that. They don't train you for this kind of mass casualty event."
Healthcare officials accused rally organizers of negligence, stating that no one had considered the risks of having so many elderly people attempt to march through the streets. "I've never seen this many geriatrics concentrated in such a small area. What were they thinking?" said nurse Julia Mendoza. "There is pee, poo, and busted hips as far as the eye can see. We're getting overwhelmed."
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I got stung!!
Didn’t look, they got me.
I know this is a Bee article but it’s only funny because large, large numbers of old people (of which I am one) attended these rallies. I just don’t get it. I know a lot of them are paid, but I saw some psychotically passionate old people. They couldn’t even explain exactly what it was they were protesting. It boggles my mind.
Nerd crash.
Wut! Now taxpayers are on the hook for these idiots hospital bills. (sarc)
Lol
🎶Pee poo, people who got pee poo are the stinkiest people in the world🎵
I have always hated Leftists, the kind found in Code Pink, MoveOn.org, ANSWER, etc.
But these “No Kings” morons are the most pathetic and stupid of all of those variants of Leftist.
Many of them in my blue state belong to, or are organized by “Indivisible”. I have had close interactions with these ignorant sheep.
I remember when The 0ne ran for president the first time i saw a bus full of seniors getting let off to vote and they were all chanting “Yes we can!” I learned that day that age does not equal wisdom.
The Protesters are all Older Than Dirt ?
O used children’s show songs and chants to appeal to the democrat voters. The Yes We Can is straight from Bob the Builder.
I had young children at the time and recognized many O campaign slogans taken straight from children’s shows.
https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/2037877371718517176
An amusing response to the “No Kings” protesters.
A mass incontinence event!
They are “adjacent”, that is, they are all part of the same bleating “Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad” sphere of influence.
Over the years, I have had a lot of exposure to all these groups, and the ones I found to be the most anger-inducing in me along side the Code Pinkos and such were the “Veterans Against War” as well as the people who protest for peace...affiliated or unaffiliated as they might be.
I have to pass a group of these elderly hippie types every Thursday evening during good weather. All aged sixty and up, and absolutely looking it as well. They are all gathered on the street near a Universalist “church” with a homosexual rainbow flag and a “Black Lives Matter” banner covering the entire width of the church above the entrance.
Some “church”.
They have their wave for peace, honk for peace, peace, peace, blah blah blah. Over the years, I have tried to moderate my dislike of them, and had reached a point where I wanted to think that maybe these people might be less political, and more simply pacifist in nature. I have tried to cultivate a mindset where I can accept pacifists and their personal philosophy as long as they don’t get in the way.
But as I took a closer look, I could see all the other Leftist messages mixed in with them, along with the fact that during the Obama years and Biden years, they weren’t nearly as omnipresent, and I got even more irritable about them.
A quick aside about the “Veterans Against War” groups. I always disliked these groups, but wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt since ostensibly, they must have served. But in my close contact with them down in Washington, DC, I found they were riddled with fakes and posers. I did get into a conversation with an elderly guy who was a Korean War vet marching with the “Veterans Against War” group near the White House, and it saddened me. We had a civil conversation, and I realized, he didn’t really have much of an idea of the people he was hanging around with. He just had seen war and didn’t want others to have to be involved in it.
Its a catastrophy!
They are so pathetic that they are not even worthy of hate.
I was active in many protest groups in the 60s and 70s. The are some people who seek attention. They are ignored and hence act-out to get attention. Now they are on SS and we still seek attention.
One lesson a good Alinsky organizer learns is to identify and use those who have a need for attention.
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