Posted on 03/29/2026 5:45:41 AM PDT by dynachrome
Dozens of significant injuries have been reported at the "No Kings" rally today after a multi-scooter pileup as the protest crossed Tremont Street.
Nearby trauma centers were reportedly inundated with patients who had suffered broken hips and femurs due to the collision. Area hospitals were also dealing with a mass wave of rallygoers suffering various levels of bowel and urinary incontinence.
"It's old-person Armageddon out here," said emergency physician Lee Bockelman. "There are shattered hips and leaking bladders everywhere. I've never seen anything like that. They don't train you for this kind of mass casualty event."
Healthcare officials accused rally organizers of negligence, stating that no one had considered the risks of having so many elderly people attempt to march through the streets. "I've never seen this many geriatrics concentrated in such a small area. What were they thinking?" said nurse Julia Mendoza. "There is pee, poo, and busted hips as far as the eye can see. We're getting overwhelmed."
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I got stung!!
Didn’t look, they got me.
I know this is a Bee article but it’s only funny because large, large numbers of old people (of which I am one) attended these rallies. I just don’t get it. I know a lot of them are paid, but I saw some psychotically passionate old people. They couldn’t even explain exactly what it was they were protesting. It boggles my mind.
Nerd crash.
Wut! Now taxpayers are on the hook for these idiots hospital bills. (sarc)
Lol
🎶Pee poo, people who got pee poo are the stinkiest people in the world🎵
I have always hated Leftists, the kind found in Code Pink, MoveOn.org, ANSWER, etc.
But these “No Kings” morons are the most pathetic and stupid of all of those variants of Leftist.
Many of them in my blue state belong to, or are organized by “Indivisible”. I have had close interactions with these ignorant sheep.
I remember when The 0ne ran for president the first time i saw a bus full of seniors getting let off to vote and they were all chanting “Yes we can!” I learned that day that age does not equal wisdom.
The Protesters are all Older Than Dirt ?
O used children’s show songs and chants to appeal to the democrat voters. The Yes We Can is straight from Bob the Builder.
I had young children at the time and recognized many O campaign slogans taken straight from children’s shows.
https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/2037877371718517176
An amusing response to the “No Kings” protesters.
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