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Posted on 03/07/2026 3:44:24 PM PST by Twotone
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With a hard-set face betrayed by tears, President Donald Trump was seen taking Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem out back behind the White House woodshed.
Noem, who was on Thursday dismissed from her position as DHS Secretary in favor of Senator Markwayne Mullin, was moved into the role of Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas — which is coincidentally the official name of the woodshed behind the White House where Trump took her.
"It's my responsibility," was all Trump was heard saying. "She was my cabinet member. I'll do it."
"Do what, Mr. President?" asked a Fox News reporter. "And why are you holding that shotgun?"
Shortly after the pair disappeared, journalists reported hearing the lone crack of a gunshot ring out through the air. Birds scattered, and the world seemed to almost stand still as the press pool waited for them to re-emerge from behind the shed to explain what had taken place. But only Trump reappeared.
"She's served us well, but she's off to be a Special Envoy at a farm upstate," Trump said. "It's sad. Very sad. These things happen. Difficult decisions have to be made. I'm not happy about it, believe. me. But life goes on. For most of us, anyway."
At publishing time, Trump's approval rating among dogs had already risen by fifty points.
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It was funny until the shotgun was introduced. I thought there would be a paddling that would hurt Trump more than it did Noem!
“Trump’s approval rating among dogs had already risen by fifty points.”
Indeed, my 16 yr. old dog approves.
Shouldn’t that be a gravel pit
It’s humor, I know. I would have every critic of her for shooting that dog caned until (s)he changed her/his attitude. If not, caning would continue until attitude changed or last breath drawn. If one is willing to still stand his/her ground about that (s)he would betray the nation over it. Now, as to whatever else she did, I don’t have a clue right now.
Take her behind behind the woodshed.😎
Isn't that what Lewandowski was accused of doing?
I wuz going to go there, but dint.
Well done....
🎶 I’m just a gigolo
I think there was “wood” involved somewhere along the line!🤨
I’m going to miss her. When she stood in front of a giant cell full of tattooed illegals while talking to the press her “commanding figure” had them all in rapt attention. Maybe a little too at attention for some of them.
Noem more interested in things you might say are sexual in nature rather than responsible leadership of an important and taxpayer funded administrative office. Surprised?
Noem was using her position to get a boyfriend - girls - just get rid of this nymphomaniac
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