Posted on 03/06/2026 12:41:06 PM PST by BenLurkin
Rules are simple. You are invited to post something which is just silly.
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One of my favorite Demotivators.
I worked it before I retired, and I had that as a screensaver for sometime!
That was a common joke… Everybody knew that you could be the person who everybody would remember for a given failure that would become a classic.
You did hope that your gravestone (professionally speaking) would be help to somebody else behind you…:)
If you’re going down a river in a wire canoe, and one of your wheels falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?
Gender-confused man, having got the lop-it-off-of-me surgery done, decided a chick flick would take his mind off the trauma. Halfway through the movie waves of nausea forced him to go through the nearest exit and throw up. Going back around to the ticket window he explained this to the clerk and asked to be readmitted.
“I can’t let you back in without seeing a stub.”
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I can laugh at that, but at the same time think how sad it is for someone to be so darn mentally twisted to even make a joke like that possible.
Orange. Unless the wheels were semi-elliptical. Then periwinkle.
I wrote that joke myself. Here’s one I didn’t write:
One morning Ahmed ran up to his Imam and said “Master, yesterday I found an amazing girl by the train tracks, took her to my room and made love to her all night in all the ways the Prophet allows!”
“That’s wonderful, my son. Her beauty mist rival that of the crescent moon.”
Ahmed forlornly replied “This I do not know. I never found her head.”
“If you’re going down a river in a wire canoe, and one of your wheels falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?”
My Grandpa like this one:
‘If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pick?’
Now THAT is totally silly!
Okay, thankfully, I had barely started to drink my morning protein drink! I snorted when I got the end-not bad!
That is priceless!!
LOL! Stealin’ that!
I resent that! Let's spice it up around heah...
Ahhhhahahahaha! I just sent that to two people I know...:)
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