I wrote that joke myself. Here’s one I didn’t write:
One morning Ahmed ran up to his Imam and said “Master, yesterday I found an amazing girl by the train tracks, took her to my room and made love to her all night in all the ways the Prophet allows!”
“That’s wonderful, my son. Her beauty mist rival that of the crescent moon.”
Ahmed forlornly replied “This I do not know. I never found her head.”
Okay, thankfully, I had barely started to drink my morning protein drink! I snorted when I got the end-not bad!