Gender-confused man, having got the lop-it-off-of-me surgery done, decided a chick flick would take his mind off the trauma. Halfway through the movie waves of nausea forced him to go through the nearest exit and throw up. Going back around to the ticket window he explained this to the clerk and asked to be readmitted.
“I can’t let you back in without seeing a stub.”
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!
I can laugh at that, but at the same time think how sad it is for someone to be so darn mentally twisted to even make a joke like that possible.