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Damning Photos Surface Of Clippy On Epstein Island
The Bee ^ | Jan 31, 2026 | The Bee

Posted on 02/02/2026 9:19:11 AM PST by dayglored

U.S. — The new trove of Epstein documents has revealed damning photos of Microsoft's former assistant "Clippy" visiting Epstein island.

Several compromising pictures released by the DOJ have placed the anthropomorphic paper clip at the island during the time when girls were being trafficked there by Epstein.

"This looks really bad," said legal expert Kenny Montana. "Picture after picture of Clippy, right on the island, and never with clothes on. He doesn't look remotely embarrassed. On the contrary, Clippy always has the same lurid smile and wide-eyed gaze. There's no explaining his way out of this."

Not only did Clippy appear in dozens of photographs, the new files also name Clippy repeatedly in Epstein's correspondence. "The pictures are bad enough," said Montana. "But there are tons of emails showing communication between Clippy and Epstein. We have hundreds of examples of Clippy 'offering to help' Epstein with a wide range of criminal activities. I don't see how he doesn't get indicted."

At publishing time, Clippy had managed to evade police as officers struggled to figure out where to put the handcuffs.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; clippy; epsteinisland; satire; windows; windowspinglist
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To: MayflowerMadam

Funny, you should mention that, I was a font collector in the 90s but nowhere near the level you’re at. I might’ve had 1000. Garamond was one of my favorites also. Best of luck gathering them all together! :-)


41 posted on 02/02/2026 6:49:43 PM PST by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: Sirius Lee

Good wordsmithing...
....I guess Clappy was forced to unplug and reset. Seems like Clappy missed the update and security patch.


42 posted on 02/03/2026 2:22:52 AM PST by ptsal (Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***h)
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To: DesertRhino

Sure, but...

So what?

I distance myself from idiots too.

I have known people that later turn out to be idiots / crazy also.

What’s the point?


43 posted on 02/04/2026 11:37:47 AM PST by Red6
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