Posted on 02/02/2026 9:19:11 AM PST by dayglored
U.S. — The new trove of Epstein documents has revealed damning photos of Microsoft's former assistant "Clippy" visiting Epstein island.
Several compromising pictures released by the DOJ have placed the anthropomorphic paper clip at the island during the time when girls were being trafficked there by Epstein.
"This looks really bad," said legal expert Kenny Montana. "Picture after picture of Clippy, right on the island, and never with clothes on. He doesn't look remotely embarrassed. On the contrary, Clippy always has the same lurid smile and wide-eyed gaze. There's no explaining his way out of this."
Not only did Clippy appear in dozens of photographs, the new files also name Clippy repeatedly in Epstein's correspondence. "The pictures are bad enough," said Montana. "But there are tons of emails showing communication between Clippy and Epstein. We have hundreds of examples of Clippy 'offering to help' Epstein with a wide range of criminal activities. I don't see how he doesn't get indicted."
At publishing time, Clippy had managed to evade police as officers struggled to figure out where to put the handcuffs.
Chippy contracted the Clappy.
He's a kinky one, for sure.
Real funny. We’ve moved into the comedy phase now. As they manage our expectations away from that nest of corruption. And depravity.
Those of us who need to can still feel grumpy.
This brings attention to Gates’ visits, which is not a bad thing.
Clippy was a good guy. Sure he might have been a bit too helpful and somewhat underfoot but he never tried to sell you stuff or harvest your data to sell to Big Data.
He treated you like a person, not a product.
Free Clippy!
Kinda pokes right out at you, doesn’t he?
Stiff point, but it is just a little bit flexible if you grab it in the middle.
Alexa, spank Chippy!
I always changed my assistant to Links the Cat.
You can always go to “The Weekly World News”...
GODZILLA TRAPPED IN MASSACHUSETTS BLIZZARD!
The guilt by association game has been played in our MSM forever.
From what I read, Trump was no fan of Epstein, and that was documented BEFORE the scandal.
On the other hand, there were some prominent Democrats that did frequent the island, but our MSM seems to not want to mention them.
funny
Is that Clippy related to the one that used to be on Windows?
“It looks like you’re trying to have sex with underage girls, would you like help?”
The Bee is all we’ve got posted here on the latest Epstein dump? Surely we can do better than that. Here’s a writeup of the Bannon connection that goes beyond even the sycophantic interview that’s been widely circulated:
https://jacobin.com/2025/12/epstein-bannon-trump-elite-populism
Yes, he’s clasping for a way out of this jam.
Clippy has a fetish for girls in the Office with MS.
I always KNEW there was something seriously wrong with Clippy ...
Self-styled Ashkenzai Seth Dillon, protector of Israel says it’s time to laugh about it the Epstein Mossad spy ring and move on.
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