Bad, Bad Orange Man (I need help writing a song to taunt the left)

My warped mind | 28 January 2026 | My warped mind

[Vigilanteman]

Does anyone remember Doug From Upland? He used to come up with some glorious song lyrics to mock the left.

The chorus of Bad, Bad LeRoy Brown by Jim Croche came to me today while working out. Now I need the verses to go with the chorus . . . and the chorus could be improved as well.

Here it is:

Bad, bad Orange Man
Baddest man in the whole damn lan'
Badder than Ghengis Khan
Meaner than the Devil's band!

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KEYWORDS: humor; music; vanity; vanitypostedinnews; yesyouneedhelp

[teeman8r]

well the deep state has its swamp you know
and the democrats toe the line
djt is a bad mother trucker
whos wife is always lookin fine.

from the escalator came our fighter
symbolic as it seems now.
trump revealed the elections they stealed
and their corruption in every town

and they scream “Bad, bad orange man”
you re a fascist, racist, and simple tan.

or something like that…

[Political Junkie Too]

Here is one I came up with a while back.

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The Ballad of Donald Trump

Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Don.
Rich billionaire unfairly charged with being a con.
Then one day he was shooting off his mouth,
And down from the stairs come a cry from the south.
(President that is, Grand Old, DC)

Well the first thing you know old Don’s a candidate.
Kin folk said Don move away from the state.
Said Mar-a-Lago is the place you oughta be,
So they loaded up the jet and they moved to WPB.
(Beach that is, swimming pools, Florida)

Well now it’s time to cast a vote for Don and all his team.
They would like to thank you folks for kindly rallying.
You’re all invited back again for forty seven's term,
To have a heaping helping of their four year late return!
(MAGA, that’s what they call ’em now,
Nice folks -- Y’all come back now, ya hear?)

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-PJ

[Chickensoup]

Why would you uphold a lie about Trump when leftists manipulated his pictures?

Just carrying their water.

[Chickensoup]

This is good

[trebb]

Looks pretty good - might find a way to add/insert, “what ya gonna do when he comes for you” in part of it...

Lot’s of possibilities

I remember working in a Pizza place in the early 70s - Harry Chapin came t play there - I got to play pool with him one afternoon. He said he was writing a song about a greasy spoon and asked if we could come up with something about the restroom...we came up with a suggestion, “I went into the men’s room and saw two sets of feet under the stall; I guess you could say, in the men’s room, someone was having a ball”

Never did see a song that resembled what he had described though....

[Vigilanteman]

Only this time, I want to rearrange the song so his enemies get THEIR cumuppance!

[PJ-Comix]

Too bad Charles Henrickson is no longer with us because he could have whipped up the exactly right lyrics quick.

[Mastador1]

You realize that the song ends with Leroy getting his ass kicked. right?

[Theophilus]

Amen!

[Fiji Hill]

This paean to the Department of Government Efficiency came out last year:

DOGE--Brian Coyne (2025)

Look around, government is overspending
Nobody knows where it goes
(Where does it go?)
You will cry because the bills are never-ending,
They’ll tax you to the bone.
(Leave us alone!)
When government fails at efficiency,
Deficits get bigger every day.
I know some kids who want to save the day,
It’s called a task force, and here’s what it’s for:

So come on, DOGE, make our money go where we choose it.
(Go where we choose it.)
Come on, DOGE, make our money go where we know we can use it.

What we need is our own investigation.
Corruption’s to the core.
(There’s so much more.)
They can’t hide from their own extermination.
It’s what we voted for.
(What we voted for.)
It makes no difference who you’re working for,
If you’re a temp or full-time,
If you waste tax money, you’ll be out the door.
You’ll be on the streets,
Control-alt-delete. You know it.

Come on, DOGE, (DOGE!) make our money go where we choose it.
(Go where we choose it)
Come on, DOGE, make our money go where we know we can use it.

Duty’s to your nation, not just to improve your station.
So if you are part of the swamp, DOGE is going to take a big old chomp.
That’s not all to stop the sprawl; they’re sending in the big guns.

Come on, DOGE, (DOGE!) make our money go where we choose it.
(Go where we choose it.)
Come on, DOGE, make our money go where we know we can use it.

DOGE! Duty to the nation!
DOGE! Move to the music!
DOGE! Duty to the nation!
DOGE! Go with the flow!

USAID, Department of Ed, did you hear what Elon said?
Members of the Pentagon, your reckless spending days are gone.
FAA, NIH, time to end your overreach.
Treasury, CFPB, Elizabeth Warren weeps for thee.
You’re out of style. Out of loot. Donald Trump don’t give a hoot.
Robert, Pam, Peter, too,
Little Marco, we love you.
Patriots with an attitude,
Voters who are in the mood.
Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it.
Time for DOGE, there’s nothing to it.

DOGE! DOGE!
Move to the music!
DOGE! DOGE!
Go with the flow.

Oh, you’ve got to let your body move to the music.
Oh, you’ve got to just let your body go with the flow.
Oh, you‘ve got to just…
DOGE!

[Fiji Hill]

You realize that the song ends with Leroy getting his ass kicked. right?

Is this the same person?

Leroy--Jack Scott (1958)

[Vigilanteman]

See my post #26. I want to make the lefties listen with a clever chorus and turn it around in the actual verses.

[Political Junkie Too]

Thanks.

-PJ

[doug from upland]

I am here occasionally. FReep on!