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To: Vigilanteman
Here is one I came up with a while back.


The Ballad of Donald Trump

Come and listen to a story ’bout a man named Don.
Rich billionaire unfairly charged with being a con.
Then one day he was shooting off his mouth,
And down from the stairs come a cry from the south.
(President that is, Grand Old, DC)

Well the first thing you know old Don’s a candidate.
Kin folk said Don move away from the state.
Said Mar-a-Lago is the place you oughta be,
So they loaded up the jet and they moved to WPB.
(Beach that is, swimming pools, Florida)

Well now it’s time to cast a vote for Don and all his team.
They would like to thank you folks for kindly rallying.
You’re all invited back again for forty seven's term,
To have a heaping helping of their four year late return!
(MAGA, that’s what they call ’em now,
Nice folks -- Y’all come back now, ya hear?)


-PJ

22 posted on 01/29/2026 3:47:39 AM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: Political Junkie Too

This is good


24 posted on 01/29/2026 4:13:45 AM PST by Chickensoup
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