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To: Vigilanteman
Here's another one.

Itty Bitty Fang Fang (The Ballad of Eric Swalwell)


Bitty Fang Fang, Itty Bitty Fang Fang
Bitty Fang Fang, Itty Bitty Fang Fang
Bitty Fang Fang, Itty Bitty Fang Fang

Oh, you pretty Itty Fang Fang
Itty Bitty Fang Fang I love you
And my pretty Bitty Fang Fang,
Iitty Bitty Fang Fang loves me too

High, low, anywhere we go,
On Itty Bitty I depend.
Fang Fang, Itty Bitty Fang Fang
My fine Red Chinese friend
Fang Fang, Itty Bitty Fang Fang
My fine Red Chines friend

You're sleek as a thoroughbred
You sleep in my feather bed
You turn everybody's head today

You've got me by a scrotum grip
With pride in your ownership
The envy of all that I betray

Oh, Bitty, you Bitty, pretty Bitty Fang Fang
Itty Bitty Fang Fang I love you
And Bitty my Bitty, pretty Bitty Fang Fang
Iitty Bitty Fang Fang loves me too

And in Itty Bitty Fang Fang
Itty Bitty Bang Bang I will do.
Near, far, in our motor car
Oh! What a happy time we'll spend.


-PJ

35 posted on 01/31/2026 2:05:43 PM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: Political Junkie Too

It is good! What’s the tune?


36 posted on 01/31/2026 5:26:09 PM PST by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys many aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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