1 posted on
01/21/2026 2:30:04 PM PST by
simpson96
To: simpson96
Yeah that’s the LAST person Id want to share a place with
To: simpson96
Florida Woman is becoming more frightening than Florida Man.
3 posted on
01/21/2026 2:33:05 PM PST by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: simpson96
“If I was your roommate, I would poison your spaghetti.”
“If you were my roommate, I would eat it.”
4 posted on
01/21/2026 2:33:41 PM PST by
ClearCase_guy
("The system owns the path of least resistance... don't follow it." - ChatGPT)
To: simpson96
6 posted on
01/21/2026 2:37:34 PM PST by
Apparatchik
(Русские свиньи, идите домой)
To: simpson96
7 posted on
01/21/2026 2:39:21 PM PST by
Leaning Right
(It's morning in America. Again.)
To: simpson96
8 posted on
01/21/2026 2:39:45 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(The tree accused of killed Sonny Bono was planted.)
To: simpson96
9 posted on
01/21/2026 2:42:22 PM PST by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: simpson96
13 posted on
01/21/2026 2:55:39 PM PST by
telescope115
(Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
To: simpson96
14 posted on
01/21/2026 2:58:48 PM PST by
webheart
(Notice how I said all of that without any hyphens, and only complete words? )
To: simpson96
Dammit! Why is it always the lookers?
15 posted on
01/21/2026 2:58:58 PM PST by
TangoLimaSierra
(⭐⭐To the Left, the Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
To: simpson96
Never share a meal prepared by a FUGLY.
16 posted on
01/21/2026 3:00:52 PM PST by
RetiredTexasVet
(Trump has arrived and it is awesome to have a real President.)
To: simpson96
Lot of hard miles on that one.
17 posted on
01/21/2026 3:04:09 PM PST by
Mashood
To: simpson96
What the hell was she thinking?
“I don’t care if I get caught and spend the rest of my life in prison, I’m gonna kill that #&%$ if it’s the last thing I do!...And I probably won’t get caught because my plan is so brilliant...”.
18 posted on
01/21/2026 3:09:32 PM PST by
equaviator
(Nobody's perfect. That's why they put pencils on erasers!)
To: simpson96
Got an Aileen Wuornos vibe goin’ on there.
She was from Florida too. Well, that’s where she was executed, anyway.
19 posted on
01/21/2026 3:25:24 PM PST by
Steely Tom
([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
To: simpson96
Couldn’t afford mushrooms.
To: simpson96; SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar
She looks like she’s no stranger to the pennetentiary.
23 posted on
01/21/2026 3:57:12 PM PST by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: simpson96
“”Chalfant turned on the stove to reheat the spaghetti, and after the victim made himself a bowl.””
What was she reheating it for after the victim had dished his up?
As ugly as whatever that is, IT should have taken the poison instead.
To: simpson96
(sarc)
“The Attorney of the accused has released a lengthy statement to the press. It’s not quite a confession, but still curious. The one paragraph is entitled:
“If I Did it”. “ ////
To: simpson96
You don’t use bleach to poison someone because the small would give it away immediately and it would take a lot to kill someone so the first taste would give it away too. And peroxide would have turned into water as soon as the bubbles were gone. Maybe she just wanted to make him sick not kill him. Bleach is just a terrible choice to try and do that.
27 posted on
01/21/2026 4:43:27 PM PST by
jimwatx
To: simpson96
30 posted on
01/21/2026 5:12:22 PM PST by
Kenny Bania
(Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
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