Posted on 12/04/2025 9:57:36 AM PST by dayglored
What good is an amendment saying we have the right to bear arms if I can't go house to house firing buckshot into every inflatable Christmas minion I see?
Look, I don't have to spend my evenings driving around the neighborhood in my 2003 Silverado, shooting high-powered ammunition into inflatable Grinches. I do it as a service to my community. I'm just an everyday, red-blooded American, trying to do his part to rid the world of these abominations. Putting up inflatables to decorate for Christmas is like celebrating your anniversary by kissing your sister. It's gross, and it doesn't even make sense. What in tarnation does a little yellow alien called a "minion" have to do with the birth of our Savior? I am well within my moral and legal rights to unload an entire magazine into this inflatable circus trying to ruin Christmas. If we can't go out and at least try save the holidays with a .30-06, are we even in America?
The Constitution was supposed to stop government overreach into the lives of private citizens like me. Well, someone tell that to Officer Billy Bob here, who says he's gonna have to arrest me if I blow away any more inflatable Rudolphs with my Ruger.
What happened to this so-called "Second Amendment" that meant no one could abridge my right to have and use guns? My rights don't stop where your unholy inflatable Christmas dinosaur starts. That amendment isn't worth the paper it's written on if out here in the real world, I can't put bullet holes through a few of those ugly inflatable Santa Clauses.
It's time for all of us to get off our keisters, get our guns, and get to shooting inflatables. We might just save Christmas and America at the same time.
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Yuck! LOL
Buckshot?
I mean really, isn't that a little bit drastic, when just a little .22 caliber pellet will do?
Other than that, have at it though, starting with The Simpsons and then Frosty et al.
The Bee needs to get someone on their staff who has at least some good tactical sense.
Oh yeah, the minions too. Maybe even before Frosty.
Don’t forget the dinosaurs wearing stocking hats and matching scarves.
What dinosaurs have to do with Christmas is a true Mystery to me.
Do you have any Eid or Ramadan inflatables for Ilhan Omar?
Neighbor has an inflatable Trump with a santa hat holding a make America Great again sign
Surprised a nut case hasn’t run it over
Is this supposed to be funny?
It's satirical. That's related to, but certainly not identical to, funny.
Modern life. More people put up lights for Halloween than for Christmas these days.
Christmas displays go up in stores the 5th of July these days.
Commercialism, materialism, and stupity reign supreme.
I miss the 1960s. Bigly.
The inflatables look like garbage. Trash people with trash lawns, but hey, it’s still a somewhat partially free country.
LOL...who knew those 12-foot skeletons would turn out to be so versatile?
"I like my minions a little on the trashy side."
You just wait. "Tacky" is making a comeback....
American Ingenuity! 😁
We bought a Minion as a joke and put it in our daughter’s living room while she was out.
Somehow it ended up back at our house.
We got it on clearance for less than $20, so I’m not too concerned with its disposition.
For the record, we don’t do inflatables at our house, except for the aforementioned gag.
Hopefully it’s mounted to a bollard.
He does at that.
Guns?!?!?!
RPGs! LAWS! Grenade launchers! Mortars! Artillery! The MOAB!
W-88s! (Go big, or go home)
“If we can’t go out and at least try save the holidays with a .30-06, are we even in America?” Dude, you’re way under gunned you need at least a .338 Lapua.
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