Posted on 11/27/2025 5:29:33 AM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump's seemingly bulletproof strategy of choosing lawyers exclusively based on bust size has not worked out nearly as well as anticipated.
Trump was left befuddled this week as the administration suffered a string of legal setbacks despite all of his lawyers having large bra sizes.
"How could she lose, she's so hot," wondered Trump. "It doesn't make any sense. Our lawyer clearly has a much larger bust than their lawyer. It's not even close. It's embarrassing, frankly, the bust comparison. We should have won easily. Maybe the judge is gay, or blind. There's no other way to explain it."
White House aides reportedly tried suggesting to Trump that perhaps he should consider other factors besides bust size when choosing a lawyer. "That is so dumb," responded Trump. "It could be the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Do you think Sydney Sweeney has lost any arguments lately? Have you ever seen a woman with a large bust lose an argument? No, you haven't. It's ridiculous."
At publishing time, Trump had hired a plastic surgeon to help ensure his lawyers didn't lose any more cases.
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I can think of a lot worse ways to choose...
Shouldn’t this be on “Not the Bee”?
It’s the Bee; I thought the title was credible - LOL!
Cleavage IS justice.
tOO cute 2 fail.
Let love be without dissimulation. Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good.
Romans 12:9
We should all keep abreast of the latest developments.
Don’t forget Jenna Ellis
Alina Habba is a literal retard. I don’t know about the others, but why not make sure Thune can actually get them confirmed? Didn’t they learn anything from the first term staffing debacles.
They all look pretty convincing to me, we need to select judges with better eyesight.
This probably needed to be said....at least for consideration.
Why did President Trump think his lawyer-picking strategy was foolproof? Because he figured if the case got tough, they could just “bust” out of any legal trouble!
How can anyone not like boobies?!
George Carlin was right about another word for them too. It shouldn’t be on the list of seven words you can’t say on television, and yes, it does sound like a snack.
Kinda tacky for the BEE.
But true.
It’s worked gor the supreme court. Dems got the exact color and genetalia they wanted forsking brilliant constitutional decisions.
He seems to do this quite a bit.
I was beginning to wonder if anyone else noticed as well.
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