To: V_TWIN
Why would someone shoot a dead monkey?
2 posted on
11/03/2025 5:24:39 AM PST by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children)
To: EvilCapitalist
Didn’t like their music.....................
3 posted on
11/03/2025 5:28:15 AM PST by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: EvilCapitalist
“ Why would someone shoot a dead monkey?”
That’s your question?
7 posted on
11/03/2025 5:30:24 AM PST by
stanne
To: EvilCapitalist
Maybe it was just pining for the fjords.
12 posted on
11/03/2025 5:32:33 AM PST by
Clay Moore
(My pistol identifies as a cordless hole punch. )
To: EvilCapitalist
I know! Maybe monkeys have two lives….
16 posted on
11/03/2025 5:35:12 AM PST by
clintonh8r
(The truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth. ©️)
To: EvilCapitalist
I laughed at the headline also. Who writes this crap?
To: EvilCapitalist
“”Why would someone shoot a dead monkey?””
You’re right....awful headline. Same as a story from a movie with Dustin Hoffman - “Outbreak”! A little girl fed a monkey on the loose.
To: EvilCapitalist
Yes, if it's already dead why shoot it again?
One can get practice using just plain ol' paper targets...
41 posted on
11/03/2025 5:54:56 AM PST by
OKSooner
(We are all mortal... But Jim and his website have made a significant difference in my life. RIP)
To: EvilCapitalist
Usually dead monkeys aren’t going be an issue so why waste ammo. 🙄
49 posted on
11/03/2025 6:08:20 AM PST by
rktman
(Destroy America from within? On hold! Enlisted USN 1967 proudly. 🚫💉! 🇮🇱🙏! Winning currently!)
To: EvilCapitalist
51 posted on
11/03/2025 6:09:01 AM PST by
KevinB
(I don’t really care, Margaret.)
To: EvilCapitalist
Like the old joke..aure he’s dead? Hold on....bam. yes dead for sure.
To: EvilCapitalist
Thank you!
That was my question as well.
Just dang. English is a dead skill, I fear.
58 posted on
11/03/2025 6:23:45 AM PST by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: EvilCapitalist
That’s what the NY Post wants to know.
Maybe they are too far away from wildlife and home protection. Why didn’t she just call the super?
One could ask, how would a healthy monkey die wandering around someone’s back yard after falling off a truck
He wouldn’t. It was as alive as you
The article, if you skim it for about 5 seconds, says:
“ “I shot at it and it just stood there, and I shot again, and he backed up and that’s when he fell.”
With police and animal control not yet on the scene, the mother of five said, she decided to shoot the monkey, fearing it would get away and possibly become a threat to children at another house in the neighborhood.”
“
60 posted on
11/03/2025 6:25:49 AM PST by
stanne
To: EvilCapitalist
Why would someone shoot a dead monkey?She could have spanked it, no?
70 posted on
11/03/2025 6:52:00 AM PST by
Ol' Dan Tucker
(For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
To: EvilCapitalist
Why would someone shoot a dead monkey? Because it was a Zomboon.
73 posted on
11/03/2025 6:57:47 AM PST by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
To: EvilCapitalist
My very first thought after reading this article!
77 posted on
11/03/2025 7:10:17 AM PST by
milagro
(There is no peace in appeasement! There's maybe a little )
To: EvilCapitalist
Just the author being "sensitive" because it would hurt the animal rights people if she shot a Live monkey.
But, a rather awkward headline.
To: EvilCapitalist
How does a dead monkey escape from an overturned truck? Or, even from an upright truck?
119 posted on
11/03/2025 10:12:26 AM PST by
The_Media_never_lie
(NO rooftop security at the Charlie Kirk assassination event? Did we learn nothing from Butler, PA?)
To: EvilCapitalist
I think it means she shot it dead. She unalived it.
124 posted on
11/03/2025 12:37:11 PM PST by
Jamestown1630
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