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To: EvilCapitalist

“ Why would someone shoot a dead monkey?”

That’s your question?


7 posted on 11/03/2025 5:30:24 AM PST by stanne
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To: stanne

Yes. My question as well. Seems redundant to shoot dead monkey. Would you spank dead monkey?


14 posted on 11/03/2025 5:33:28 AM PST by DariusBane (Liberty and Risk. Flip sides of the same coin. So how much risk will YOU accept? Vive Deo et Vives)
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To: stanne
That is what the headline said.

Said she shoot a dead monkey.

94 posted on 11/03/2025 8:17:12 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (It's like somebody just put the Constitution up on a wall …. and shot the First Amendment -Mike Rowe)
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To: stanne; EvilCapitalist

My question was “How did a dead monkey escape in the first place?”

Dead just isnt what it used to be when I was a kid.


106 posted on 11/03/2025 8:46:21 AM PST by gnarledmaw (Hivemind liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives select servants.)
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To: stanne
“ Why would someone shoot a dead monkey?” That’s your question?

My question is, are you saying that you do not recognize sarcasm? When a publication write headlines such as,

Mississippi mom shoots dead monkey that escaped from overturned truck to protect her children"
it invites such sarcasm as "why would the women shoot a dead monkey that had escaped from an overturned truck in order to protect her children?"

A correct headline would be like, "To protect children [she said protecting others was also her motive] Mississippi mom shoots monkey dead which had escaped from overturned truck."

Yet I have often failed to clearly express what I wanted to.

127 posted on 11/04/2025 3:48:57 AM PST by daniel1212 (Turn 2 the Lord Jesus who saves damned+destitute sinners on His acct, believe, b baptized+follow HIM)
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