Posted on 10/09/2025 2:17:14 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
OSLO — The Nobel Committee announced that it had officially chosen Greta Thunberg to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for her pivotal role in bringing an end to the war in Gaza.
"Without her heroic and daring flotillas, this peace deal would never have happened," said Jørgen Biørgen, the Assistant to the Vice Chair on the committee. "She braved the waters of the Mediterranean armed with nothing but Instagram, a pallet of snacks, and 42 pounds of cannabis, all to bring salvation to Palestine and hold space for the oppressed brown bodies of Gaza. There has never been a greater hero for peace. It was all Greta."
The award ceremony was scheduled to be conducted this December in the bombed-out husk of a hospital/Hamas missile staging area, rather than the traditional venue of Oslo.
"This is ridiculous," said President Trump upon hearing the news. "I made this incredible peace deal, and Greta had nothing to do with it. She's very sad, very low-IQ. And her hair, she needs to find a better hairstylist. It's so bad. Poor Greta. She's terrible. Very unhappy person. Probably because of the haircut."
At publishing time, the committee confirmed that Greta had won over runner-ups for the prize, Emmanuel Macron and Hamas.
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Got me. The BP spike didn’t kill me.
heh heh heh
That’s consistent of them, anyway. They only give Peace Prizes to socialists and Jew haters.
That hairstyle would make anyone sad.
Actually it may have been a brilliant ploy.
When Hamas discovered than they may have to associate themselves with Greta, they reconsidered dealing with the Israelíes. The lesser of two evils paradox.
And why not? They gave B.O. a prize for just sitting there.
And Algore got a Peace Prize for global warming cooling change. It’s a joke these days.
and impregnated by bedbugs
Remember, her name’s pronounced “Toon”berg.
As in “Looney-Toon”berg
If Obama could be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize so early in his term, October 9, 2009, and was notable for being given so early in his presidency nothing is impossible.
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That’s what made the prize totally and completely worthless. He was in office just 9 months and did nothing to warrant it other than being a black US President. It was essentially a DEI award.
That scared me for a second. She was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in the past. She was also Time’s Person of the Year in 2019. Then I saw the source.
But you never know.
It is not unheard of for the Babylon Bee to parody something that has come to pass.
-PJ
Gotta love The Bee!
Once again the Bee grabs the headlines the LSM really wants to print.
The Bee should get the Nobel, just for stinging so many of you (and on occasion, me as well).
” It’s a joke these days”
Sure is, which is why I hope they give it to Trump, only to have him refuse it, and call out all the misfits who have received it in the recent past.
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