Posted on 09/04/2025 10:56:14 AM PDT by Red Badger
This guy Trent Ellis just made the perfect video and I know our NTB folks will gobble it up.
1:04 VIDEO AT LINK...........
THOUGHTS??
The only thing that's missing is Space Force ... debate in the comments. 😉
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Space Force = Mormons.
Nobody knows what they are doing and they ain’t telling anyone................
All I know is that Army parade looked pretty darn sad.
That was pretty good. Marines/Baptists I guessed before it started, lol.
Shout out - that’s a good one.
I did not bother watching the video because if someone is a true devout born-again Christian, I doubt they would be enlisting in the military, of which sole purpose is to kill and break things.
Maybe the watered down Catholics or the Heretic mainline church members would join a Joe Biden tranny brigade, but certainly not the US marines.
I disagree.
Christians also serve as warriors.
When Jesus had entered Capernaum, a centurion came to him, asking for help. 6 “Lord,” he said, “my servant lies at home paralyzed, suffering terribly.”
7 Jesus said to him, “Shall I come and heal him?”
8 The centurion replied, “Lord, I do not deserve to have you come under my roof. But just say the word, and my servant will be healed. 9 For I myself am a man under authority, with soldiers under me. I tell this one, ‘Go,’ and he goes; and that one, ‘Come,’ and he comes. I say to my servant, ‘Do this,’ and he does it.”
10 When Jesus heard this, he was amazed and said to those following him, “Truly I tell you, I have not found anyone in Israel with such great faith. 11 I say to you that many will come from the east and the west, and will take their places at the feast with Abraham, Isaac and Jacob in the kingdom of heaven. 12 But the subjects of the kingdom will be thrown outside, into the darkness, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.”
13 Then Jesus said to the centurion, “Go! Let it be done just as you believed it would.” And his servant was healed at that moment.
USAF = Presbyterians: They’ve got all the money, they’re highly educated and you have to pass a written test to join - and it’s comprehensive. LMAO I love it!
This one is pretty doggone accurate. LOL.
Wow, you don’t understand the military and those who serve, at all.
You are, of course, quite wrong.
Hahaha! Perfect!
might want to put down that crack pipe.
You need to look HERE
Desmond Doss was a Conscientious Objector who joined the Army in WWII. He served his fellows very well.
The movie "Hacksaw Ridge" is a fine biographical rendition of his story.
Well, the description of the Presbyterians and the reasoning for the Catholics as Army is dead on.
During BMT we were asked why we chose the AF. The biggest guy in our flight said he tried for the Marines but passed the written test so they suggested he go see the AF recruiter. ;-)
How many armies did King David have?
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