Posted on 08/06/2025 4:37:28 PM PDT by dynachrome
In an effort to create a strong deterrent to anyone considering perpetrating any further incidents, the WNBA issued a warning that anyone caught throwing things onto the court would be forced to attend 10 more WNBA games.
The policy change came on the heels of multiple incidents in which unidentified individuals threw inappropriate items into the court during play. WNBA officials said that any further instances of such behavior would result in the people responsible being sentenced to watch more WNBA, whether they liked it or not.
"It's a severe penalty, yes, but hopefully it will make people think twice," said WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert. "We can't stand for this type of conduct from spectators. Anyone who is caught throwing objects onto the court during games will be subject to immediate disciplinary action, up to and including being forced to attend 10 more games."
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I had been to many NBA games over the years and had never seen straight couples do that.
It was just damn weird, and not a venue of wholesome female role-models I wanted my young relatives to see.
Amazing how Dildo and Dick both start with a D. It’s what Dedicated lesbians crave.
This extreme punishment should put a quick end to the dildo throwing fad.
Calling Elon Musk.
Throw some money at the Babylon Bee so they can produce a television program ala SNL.
This WRITING is going to waste.
It needs to put on the screen.
All that is required is to find a new Dennis Miller to read this stuff.
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