WNBA Warns If You Throw Anything On The Court, You Will Be Forced To Attend 10 More WNBA Games

Babylon Bee ^ | 8-6-25 | Babylon Bee

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In an effort to create a strong deterrent to anyone considering perpetrating any further incidents, the WNBA issued a warning that anyone caught throwing things onto the court would be forced to attend 10 more WNBA games.

The policy change came on the heels of multiple incidents in which unidentified individuals threw inappropriate items into the court during play. WNBA officials said that any further instances of such behavior would result in the people responsible being sentenced to watch more WNBA, whether they liked it or not.

"It's a severe penalty, yes, but hopefully it will make people think twice," said WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert. "We can't stand for this type of conduct from spectators. Anyone who is caught throwing objects onto the court during games will be subject to immediate disciplinary action, up to and including being forced to attend 10 more games."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; greenthings; punishment; satire; wnba

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Took my two nieces to a WNBA game in 1996 - was appalled at girls making out in the stands at in the concession lines.

I had been to many NBA games over the years and had never seen straight couples do that.

It was just damn weird, and not a venue of wholesome female role-models I wanted my young relatives to see.

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