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Posted on 08/06/2025 4:37:28 PM PDT by dynachrome
In an effort to create a strong deterrent to anyone considering perpetrating any further incidents, the WNBA issued a warning that anyone caught throwing things onto the court would be forced to attend 10 more WNBA games.
The policy change came on the heels of multiple incidents in which unidentified individuals threw inappropriate items into the court during play. WNBA officials said that any further instances of such behavior would result in the people responsible being sentenced to watch more WNBA, whether they liked it or not.
"It's a severe penalty, yes, but hopefully it will make people think twice," said WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert. "We can't stand for this type of conduct from spectators. Anyone who is caught throwing objects onto the court during games will be subject to immediate disciplinary action, up to and including being forced to attend 10 more games."
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Oh noes!!!!😆
Cool it with the dildos.
Hilarious
That’ll put a stop to it.
“NO!!, NO!!, anything but that! I promise, never again, please.”
This is next: dildrones
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zbnDr_IbdIU
Let’s guess what Tim Walz would throw.
Does that include gang signs?
Headline after a month more of this:
WNBA warns fans...”No more playing nice. Any fan throwing dildos on the court will be attacked by a gang of black thugs.”
Lol.
The only entertainment offered in Hell is WNBA, soccer and rap. Fair warning!
(This is known as evangelism.)
Now thats funny!
There’s a Far Side cartoon showing Hell’s video store. The only movie available is Ishtar.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ishtar_(film)
Apparently people who are “fans” of the WNBA are both trashy and unoriginal.
Could have sworn on first read it said "penetrating" My bad.
Soccer is fantastic. See my tagline. My idea of Hell is the NFL, NBA, WNBA, Baseball, rap and Bluegrass.
The Dildo of Consequences Rarely Arrives Lubed
Pick
Up
The
Ball
.
WNBA Commissioner Cathy Englebert has issued a statement warning the fan that keeps throwing sex toys on the court to Stop immediately unless they bring enough for both teams, coaches, and support staff ! She also specified the need for some of those kind attached to a belt !
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