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Terrifying Study Reveals There Are Still People Getting Vaccinated For COVID
babylonbee.com ^ | Jul 17, 2025

Posted on 07/20/2025 4:32:19 AM PDT by V_TWIN

U.S. — A terrifying study has confirmed what some already feared: there are people still getting vaccinated for COVID.

The startling report, released by the CDC, revealed that there were thousands of sentient human beings who were actually opting to receive a COVID booster in the year 2025.

"I had no idea it was this bad," said one concerned citizen to reporters."Are people really that dumb? What's going on here? I wonder if the COVID vax has fried their brains. That must be it."

There are still COVID boosters being offered by drug companies designed to protect against Alpha (B.1.1.7), Beta (B.1.351), Gamma (P.1), Delta (B.1.617.2), Omicron (B.1.1.529), BA.1, BA.2, BA.3, BA.4, BA.5, BQ.1, BQ.1.1, XBB, XBB.1.5 (Kraken), XBB.1.16 (Arcturus), EG.5 (Eris), BA.2.86 (Pirola), and JN.1 variants of the infamous virus that causes some sniffles and coughing. Experts expressed concern that if the trend doesn't reverse, the world may end up with generations of morons who have mutated their DNA beyond recognition to avoid a common cold.

The CDC warned that if people don't stop getting the useless, side-effect-ridden COVID vaccine by the end of the year, there will still be people getting the useless, side-effect-ridden COVID vaccine next year. "We have to stop these people," said one official. "They're going to kill themselves."

At publishing time, an even more concerning report revealed that thousands of people in Portland were still wearing COVID masks.


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To: trebb

That’s what I figure, too, for alot of them. But I also see many quite young and healthy (and unhealthy..) wearing them. It strikes me as some kind of statement they’re trying to make, or hysteria. And I also still see people masked up in cars!


21 posted on 07/20/2025 6:23:31 AM PDT by drwoof
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To: DownInFlames

Like all viruses, Covid is deactivated by sunlight.

Get plenty of fresh air and sunlight and your initial exposure and vaccine load will be much reduced.

That’s a huge factor in how sick you will get.


22 posted on 07/20/2025 6:24:04 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: telescope115

“””Anytime I see a doctor now, and that’s about every 2-3 weeks, I am asked If I have COVID symptoms, but that’s it. “”

Yup. I d the online check in for my son and they have a few standard questions. Do you have any symptoms? Do you know anyone who is sick. That’s about it. During the covid thing they were right there at the door to greet you with a mask and hand sanitizer.


23 posted on 07/20/2025 6:26:22 AM PDT by shelterguy
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To: V_TWIN

I was at Walgreens yesterday. They still have signs up to get your Covid vaccine there.


24 posted on 07/20/2025 6:26:35 AM PDT by Nea Wood ( )
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To: DownInFlames

Ageless advice.


25 posted on 07/20/2025 6:28:07 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: trebb

Some people wearing masks may just have bad teeth.


26 posted on 07/20/2025 7:01:16 AM PDT by PUGACHEV
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To: 9YearLurker

Yeppers. Biology 101.


27 posted on 07/20/2025 7:11:27 AM PDT by Patriot777 ("When you see these things begin to happen, look up, for your redemption draweth nigh.")
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To: V_TWIN

Walgreen’s still advertises that they’ll give you all the clot shots you want; first sample is free! *SPIT*

(I haven’t shopped there since their bathroom stupidity.)

I still see the occasional masked person. It’s either a criminal-age young man, or an elderly old lady.


28 posted on 07/20/2025 7:20:06 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: V_TWIN

I saw a Pfizer ad for Covid vaccines on TV about a week ago.


29 posted on 07/20/2025 7:21:47 AM PDT by Allegra (Thank you for your attention to this matter. )
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To: Nea Wood

See Post #28. Missed your post.


30 posted on 07/20/2025 7:21:48 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Bobbyvotes
Looking forward to next COVID pandemic when democrat get power.

Well, gosh, how nice for you, anticipating that crap happening again. I know there are some weirdos who desperately want those dark, tyrannical days back and I think that’s twisted.

My best friend died as a result of that, so no thanks. He died alone because nobody was allowed in his hospital ward. And I couldn’t go to his funeral.

Unlike you, I prefer everything open and operating normally and not seeing people running around with diapers on their faces.

31 posted on 07/20/2025 7:31:13 AM PDT by Allegra (Thank you for your attention to this matter. )
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To: trebb

No mask can stop a respiratory virus, WHO/CDC proved that in 2015.

A bacterial infection, sure. That is one reason why surgeons wear them.

In public, it is like a six-sided yellow star: “See me? I am a victim. I am doing this to protect you!!. I am holier than you. “


32 posted on 07/20/2025 7:38:21 AM PDT by bobbo666
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To: mellow velo

I’d love to have them ask me that! Sure, the first one almost killed me and left me with bodily injury. I’ll have another.


33 posted on 07/20/2025 8:10:57 AM PDT by Cold Heart (BP S GW)
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To: Jane Long

Placebos and no two batches from the same company seemed identical. The adverse affects by batch number varied widely.


34 posted on 07/20/2025 8:13:58 AM PDT by Cold Heart (BP S GW)
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To: Cold Heart

Agree.


35 posted on 07/20/2025 8:20:31 AM PDT by Jane Long (Jesus is Lord!)
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To: Allegra

Last COVID was piece of cake for people in good shape such as myself. Likewise for younger than 55 age people. the shutdowns were totally unnecessary. My mother in law in nursing home did fine. Her facility simply isolated residents from exposure to outside people.

If the idiots impose another shutdown in future, we must take advantage of bargains becoming available such as deep discount cruises.


36 posted on 07/20/2025 8:52:36 AM PDT by Bobbyvotes (TERM LIMITS IS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP CORRUPT CAREER POL ITIiCIANS. )
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To: V_TWIN

I’m sure my stupid sister-in-law is still getting all the boosters, even after she ended up contracting Covid.


37 posted on 07/20/2025 12:22:09 PM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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To: AbolishCSEU
"She and her husband are CONSTANTLY getting sick and landing in the ER."

My best friend of 40+ years suffered from COPD for many years. She had been a smoker most of her life, but stopped after being diagnosed. Of course it was too late by then. She got worse as each year passed. The end of May she allegedly contracted Covid, and yes, she had gotten the shots because her doctor advised her to because of the COPD. Not sure about boosters though. She ended up in ICU for three weeks. There wasn't anything more they could do for her there, so she was transferred to a care home until she passed on June 12th.

Her oldest daughter is a teacher out near Buffalo. She told me that in order to keep her job she had to get the shots, and says she is sorry because now, she catches everything that the kids she teaches come down with,, whereas before the shots, she never came down with anything. She's been teaching for 20 years.

38 posted on 07/20/2025 12:38:43 PM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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