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Terrifying Study Reveals There Are Still People Getting Vaccinated For COVID
babylonbee.com ^ | Jul 17, 2025

Posted on 07/20/2025 4:32:19 AM PDT by V_TWIN

U.S. — A terrifying study has confirmed what some already feared: there are people still getting vaccinated for COVID.

The startling report, released by the CDC, revealed that there were thousands of sentient human beings who were actually opting to receive a COVID booster in the year 2025.

"I had no idea it was this bad," said one concerned citizen to reporters."Are people really that dumb? What's going on here? I wonder if the COVID vax has fried their brains. That must be it."

There are still COVID boosters being offered by drug companies designed to protect against Alpha (B.1.1.7), Beta (B.1.351), Gamma (P.1), Delta (B.1.617.2), Omicron (B.1.1.529), BA.1, BA.2, BA.3, BA.4, BA.5, BQ.1, BQ.1.1, XBB, XBB.1.5 (Kraken), XBB.1.16 (Arcturus), EG.5 (Eris), BA.2.86 (Pirola), and JN.1 variants of the infamous virus that causes some sniffles and coughing. Experts expressed concern that if the trend doesn't reverse, the world may end up with generations of morons who have mutated their DNA beyond recognition to avoid a common cold.

The CDC warned that if people don't stop getting the useless, side-effect-ridden COVID vaccine by the end of the year, there will still be people getting the useless, side-effect-ridden COVID vaccine next year. "We have to stop these people," said one official. "They're going to kill themselves."

At publishing time, an even more concerning report revealed that thousands of people in Portland were still wearing COVID masks.


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1 posted on 07/20/2025 4:32:19 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

I see people in masks all the time.


2 posted on 07/20/2025 4:36:19 AM PDT by albie
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To: V_TWIN
SO many Darwin Award winners! 😁
3 posted on 07/20/2025 4:40:52 AM PDT by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: albie

Same here - every time I go to Walmart, there’s 2-3 people with masks on - not as bad as it was, and there are some folks with compromised immune systems that can’t afford to catch a cold or the flu, so they may not all be Covid nuts.


4 posted on 07/20/2025 4:50:16 AM PDT by trebb (So many fools - so little time...)
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To: SMARTY

Covid vaccine jabs were harmless to me. Benefit was did several cruises at half price when only vaccinated passengers were allowed. It was golden. Ships were empty, crew were very happy to be working again after shutdown of many months, no crowds or lines anywhere on ship. And we never got sick. Looking forward to next COVID pandemic when democrat get power.


5 posted on 07/20/2025 4:51:49 AM PDT by Bobbyvotes (TERM LIMITS IS THE ONLY WAY TO STOP CORRUPT CAREER POL ITIiCIANS. )
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To: albie
I do too. They trust their doctors and government too much.

Anytime I see a doctor now, and that’s about every 2-3 weeks, I am asked If I have COVID symptoms, but that’s it.

6 posted on 07/20/2025 4:52:52 AM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: trebb

As if wearing a mask is going to make them less likely to catch a cold or flu instead of more likely to make themselves sick with decreased oxygen and breathing their crap back in again.


7 posted on 07/20/2025 4:54:35 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: V_TWIN

“We have to stop these people,” said one official. “They’re going to kill themselves.”

Don’t bother? Reducing the libtard dumprat voter pool is a good thing.


8 posted on 07/20/2025 5:06:43 AM PDT by Donbue
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To: V_TWIN

Kaiser is still pushing them. ‘It’s time for your booster’.


9 posted on 07/20/2025 5:06:59 AM PDT by dljordan (The Rewards of Tolerance are Treachery and Betrayal)
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To: V_TWIN
I know this is posted from the BB but I was at my local CVS on Friday to pick up some prescriptions and the woman behind the counter asked me if I was interested in getting a COVID vaccination.  I should've told her I never got one in the first place, but instead I just politely declined with a 'No, thank you'.
10 posted on 07/20/2025 5:14:42 AM PDT by mellow velo
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I have a tenant who is a nurse. She and her entire family got ALL the shots including boosters. She and her husband are CONSTANTLY getting sick and landing in the ER.


11 posted on 07/20/2025 5:16:44 AM PDT by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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To: mellow velo

“I never got one...”

Me either, and I thank God he gave me the wisdom to know better.


12 posted on 07/20/2025 5:24:20 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: albie

“I see people in masks all the time.”

It’s not uncommon where I am as well.....my personal opinion......most are hiding their identity......now why would that be I wonder?


13 posted on 07/20/2025 5:26:54 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: AbolishCSEU

“I have a tenant who is a nurse.”

I have a cousin who is a nurse. She had to get the shots. She has had three miscarriages (maybe more by now), and one baby who was stillborn. Died inside her an hour before her cesarean was scheduled.


14 posted on 07/20/2025 5:27:17 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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To: albie; ransomnote; Jane Long

Me, too, but hey, if they want to kill themselves, that’s their choice.

Ping to Babylon Bee piece


15 posted on 07/20/2025 6:04:29 AM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: Bobbyvotes

You better hope all.those covid shots you took really harmless to you.
Follow up research shows long term effects are showing as each year goes by.


16 posted on 07/20/2025 6:11:54 AM PDT by RWGinger
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To: albie

Me too, with it below their noses.


17 posted on 07/20/2025 6:14:44 AM PDT by GailA (STOP COMPLAINING, AMERICA NEEDS YOUR FULL SUPPORT NOT SOMETIMES, ALWAYS.)
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To: Bobbyvotes; metmom

Sounds like you received the placebo $hots ... lucky for you.

Others, who received that actual, deadly $hots ... not so much.

But, you were able to go on those cruises with the unwashed, but JABBED masses ... and, recycled crap food (yes, I remember the pics you posted of that slop), so ... there is that.


18 posted on 07/20/2025 6:18:38 AM PDT by Jane Long (Jesus is Lord!)
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To: V_TWIN

My wife is one of them. She’s a die hard media liberal who believed RFJ jr is a real threat to America. This will be the first year I won’t get the clot shot.


19 posted on 07/20/2025 6:20:32 AM PDT by DownInFlames (P)
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To: 9YearLurker

Germs and viruses are collected by the hands and introduced to the body via the mouth and nose. Frequent washing of the hands will rectify that.


20 posted on 07/20/2025 6:22:02 AM PDT by DownInFlames (P)
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