Do You Have Low Testosterone? Look For These Warning Signs

The Bee ^ | June 18, 2025 | The Bee

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Scientists have confirmed that testosterone levels are falling every generation, but how do you know if you have low T? Here are eleven warning signs to watch out for:

1. You experience emotions: Feelings are a classic symptom of low testosterone.

2. A Home Depot employee asked if you needed help finding something and you said "yes": You are unwell.

3. You used an oven mitt because the frying pan was "too hot": Aww, look at the little baby with his mitten!

4. You remembered one of your friend's birthdays: Please, seek help.

5. At the end of Braveheart you didn't shed a single tear: No testosterone, no humanity.

6. You've ever eaten a vegetable: Man up, for goodness' sake.

7. You have boobs: A telltale sign.

8. You're sitting on the back of a truck with your legs crossed filming an ad for Tim Walz: Uh-oh.

9. You call your mother-in-law "mom": Disgusting.

10. A doctor did blood work and showed you a chart where your testosterone level is way below normal: Subtle.

11. You're afraid to go on the teacups at Disneyland: And you call yourself a man.

If you've experienced any of these, please consult with a medical specialist today.

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> Playing with two cats is a blood sport.

True, but if you want more serious blood sport, try breaking up a fight involving two or more cats. Yow!

[If You Want It Fixed - Fix It]

My testosterone is so high it makes me MAGA.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Nobody on this site had better be taking testosterone supplementation because that would be gender-affirming care.

As usual for you, incorrect.

And I am sure you are an expert in sucking it up.

[Vaduz]

12. When you have mixed feelings when you see your mother-in-
law go off a cliff in a new Cadillac.

[Scrambler Bob]

Are you laying on the floor?

You have low testosterone.

[pinkandgreenmom]

Thank you for the great laugh today!