Posted on 04/08/2025 7:26:18 PM PDT by Red Badger
Kentucky Fried Chicken has launched a new fried chicken-flavored toothpaste. KFC says the flavors are inspired by Colonel Sanders and his original 11 herbs and spices.
The fast-food chain releasing a statement celebrating the news:
“Like biting into a hot, juicy piece of KFC Original Recipe Chicken, this toothpaste is irresistible, coating your teeth in flavor before leaving your mouth feeling fresh and clean.”
KFC is partnering with the toothpaste manufacturer Hismile to produce the poultry paste. $13 dollars a tube. And it’s apparently a big hit – they’ve already sold out as of this morning.
“This started as an April Fools’ joke, but we thought — why not make it real?” Hismile marketing manager Koban Jones said in a statement. “We love pushing boundaries, and what better way to do that than by bringing KFC’s legendary flavors into an everyday essential? This collab is bold, unexpected, and seriously fun.”
You can also buy a KFC electric toothbrush for $59 – I imagine with either original recipe bristles or extra crispy.
Finger-licking gross.
What kind of toothpaste do you use? Mine is minty. Chicken and mint aren’t anywhere in the same flavor family.
I make outstanding mashed taters and gravy. I am known as the Gravy Queen in my family. Doesn’t matter what kind. I can make something out of nothing.
I don’t plan to make toothpaste out of any of my taters or gravies though.
As long as its not filled with fluoride then why not?
No but roast lamb and mint would rock.
Chicken toothpaste should be cranberry horseradish.
File this under, “There’s no such thing as bad publicity”.
They get attention either way.
Does it have to start out intended to be toothpaste?
There is a Polish(?) pastet I buy on occasion that is a sort of smoked chicken whipped smooth in a can. Pate but foamier.
Its a couple ounce iron rat that you can carry in your coat pocket for months until you get hungry or need to brush your teeth.
Just no.
I agree.
Do you find these eclectic things or do they find you, Crimson heavily built omnivorous nocturnal mammal of the weasel family?
They previously test marketed mint-flavored fried chicken, (without success).
Chicken flavored toothpaste? I believe they sell toothbrushes shaped like chicken drumsticks. Might be a great Christmas gift.
My father once told us that our dinner was chicken, but even then as a 10 year old, I knew he was lying. It didn’t really taste like chicken. If it was chicken, it was a weird chicken flavor.
The truth was, he just didn’t have the heart to tell us we couldn’t afford such an extravagant meal. It was rabbit, or maybe wild hare. I think rabbit, but I’m not sure I know the difference.
It was meat protein, and I guess that was the name of the game, if you could get it. Those were some rough years, but they made us who we were/are.
Now that’s funny.
I’ve never tried rabbit but it doesn’t sound too bad, actually. I mean, they don’t seem too different from any other game you could eat.
The scotch flavor looks interesting
“What would the Colonel say?”
“make your teeth sweet, tight and finger lick’n good”.
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