Posted on 04/08/2025 7:26:18 PM PDT by Red Badger
Kentucky Fried Chicken has launched a new fried chicken-flavored toothpaste. KFC says the flavors are inspired by Colonel Sanders and his original 11 herbs and spices.
The fast-food chain releasing a statement celebrating the news:
“Like biting into a hot, juicy piece of KFC Original Recipe Chicken, this toothpaste is irresistible, coating your teeth in flavor before leaving your mouth feeling fresh and clean.”
KFC is partnering with the toothpaste manufacturer Hismile to produce the poultry paste. $13 dollars a tube. And it’s apparently a big hit – they’ve already sold out as of this morning.
“This started as an April Fools’ joke, but we thought — why not make it real?” Hismile marketing manager Koban Jones said in a statement. “We love pushing boundaries, and what better way to do that than by bringing KFC’s legendary flavors into an everyday essential? This collab is bold, unexpected, and seriously fun.”
You can also buy a KFC electric toothbrush for $59 – I imagine with either original recipe bristles or extra crispy.
Finger-licking gross.
No.
Is this Babylon Bee?
They tried this in the 70s. Peanut butter and jelly flavored toothpaste. If memory serves, kids were squirting it on bread and eating it.
How much cholesterol in each brushing?
No!..............😁
Toothpaste tastes like chicken anyway.
How many soon to be banned chemicals are in it?
Is this Babylon Bee?
Is it them Boo-Boo?
Who am I to judge? Perhaps it doesn’t seem gross if you are Amish—and if it gets the job done and turns a profit, I see no reason for anyone to complain.
Yeah. No.
Working on Mashed Potatoes and Gravy flavor............
It goes well with Tide Pods.
> chicken-flavored toothpaste <
Well, that’s dumb. On the other hand, toothpaste-flavored chicken might work.
😁
I don’t think it will appeal to vegans.
What would the Colonel say?
I like my toothpaste to taste like toothpaste. Call me old-fashioned.
Cuz...’Murica!
He would be amused................
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