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Washington police chase man who stole ex-girlfriend’s chicken: ‘I’ve got Polly’
NY Post ^
| 4/8/2025
| Ella McIlveen
Posted on 04/08/2025 3:22:49 PM PDT by simpson96
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:22:49 PM PDT
by
simpson96
To: simpson96
Maybe he got tired of her telling him to quit choking his chicken. (Tasteless, I know)
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:24:50 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: simpson96
I hope he didn’t choke her. If he’s sick enough to kidnap a chicken, then he’s sick.....
oh you figure it out.
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:25:25 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Nobody elected Elon Musk? Well nobody elected the Deep State either.)
To: simpson96
A certain line from a certain movie directed by a certain Zombie spoken by Ken Foree comes to mind.
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:26:09 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
To: simpson96
After all that excitement, I bet Polly wanted a cracker.
To: simpson96
He allegedly screamed, “I’ve got Polly” several times before running away – chicken in hand.I've done a lot of things in my life, but I've never run away with someone else's chicken in my hand.
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:27:35 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Nobody elected Elon Musk? Well nobody elected the Deep State either.)
To: simpson96
He can be heard yelling, “Don’t hurt my chicken!” as a deputy quickly reassures him, “I won’t hurt your chicken.”Gee. If I had a dollar for every time I've also yelled “Don’t hurt my chicken!”....
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:29:47 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Nobody elected Elon Musk? Well nobody elected the Deep State either.)
To: simpson96; Kenny Bania; gundog; Larry Lucido
And with Darren’s help, we’ll get that chicken 🐔!
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:35:47 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: Responsibility2nd
No bull,
My chickens are free range.
Just recently we had a little station wagon thing come racing up in front of our house.
The vehicle was full and everyone jumped out like it was some sort of commando raid. They were trying to kidnap my chickens! It looked like it was rehearsed!
When the first one was captured I ran out and yelled “What (#*&$&(*&*#)$)(*#)* are you doing to my chickens!”
Three chicknappers ran directly to the vehicle as fast as they could as I approached. The one that caught a chicken dropped it and yelled, “We thought they were lost!” as he fled to the last open door.
They were just lucky I wasnt a bit younger.
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:38:43 PM PDT
by
gnarledmaw
(If you dont like my sense of humor, please let me know so I can laugh at you too.)
To: simpson96
And the police now chase after chicken?? How stupid is that.
To: simpson96
Having lived in WA state for over 22 years,
I can really see this happening in Port Orchard.
I lived in North Bend, kept a sailboat in
Bremerton and the one place I stayed out of was Port Orchard.
Favorite Marina in the state, all things being equal?
John Wayne Marina in Sequim.
but watch the tides!
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:44:17 PM PDT
by
rellic
(No such thing as a moderate Moslem or Democrat )
To: simpson96
It is very common for ex-boyfriends to kidnap and hurt the pets of their former partners. How do I know this? I once found a lost cat. I called local vets and put up notices. I received at least 5 calls from women whose exes had kidnapped their pets and wouldn’t return them. One told the woman he had dropped the pet in a bad part of the city. Others said they had done other kinds of harm to them.
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:46:58 PM PDT
by
ladyjane
To: gnarledmaw
It looked like it was rehearsed! All your story needs is that the perps were all midgets. Then it would make prefect sense. Chasing your chickens with their little sausage fingers.
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:51:17 PM PDT
by
usurper
(AI was born with a birth defect.)
To: simpson96
Sheesh. Let sleeping hens lay.
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:52:44 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and His mercy endureth forever. — Psalm 106)
To: Governor Dinwiddie
"Hey man; how's your bird?"
"Bird's good, bird's good."
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posted on
04/08/2025 3:59:49 PM PDT
by
MikelTackNailer
(Free compassion and beer tomorrow.)
To: simpson96
No chickens were plucked, boiled, fried or fricasseed in pursuit of this criminal.
To: simpson96
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posted on
04/08/2025 4:06:49 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: simpson96
Good thing it was just her chicken that he grabbed. Imagine the press coverage if he grabbed her pussy!
(Yes, I know. Truly tasteless.)
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posted on
04/08/2025 4:18:22 PM PDT
by
A Formerly Proud Canadian
(Congrats to Canaduh's new Crime Minister, Marx Carney. Every circus needs a Carney!)
To: simpson96
I saw the video. I couldn’t tell if he was drunk, stoned or just crazy.
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posted on
04/08/2025 4:20:52 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(May Rachel Zegler and Disney never know profits.)
To: simpson96
First they came for the chickens, and I did not speak out—because I was not a hen. · Then they came for the
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posted on
04/08/2025 4:29:30 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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